I have never understood why some people beat up their wife's
Thats just like keying your own car?
Next summer i'm going to the beach and bury little metal tags that say
"get a life"
The most optimistic people are the ones that put up lost bird posters
we didn't have monopoly when i grew up
we had bogan oply,,it had one square-go directly to jail
Paris Hilton got her name because she was concieved in Paris
We dont get that around here,i have never heard of anyone called Blacktown Maccas carpark
A lot of people argue abaout God,some say he is black,but i think not,ive read the bible and not once does it say "and God said to mosses word mofo"
Those that say their glasses are half full are considered optimists,should we be more specific about the contents of the glass?
if its a glass of **** i', going half empty
My random thought these days is....
I have less time to live but I have so much I want to do
but now my body and mind let me down.
And how do I do what I use to do that made me ecstatic?...hmmmm 
Another random thought:
Some insects cannibalise each other during sex. Its only the females that do it because any males that do it fail to pass their genes on. It seems that in nature anything that can work does work. Theoretically that would work for humans too. Maybe that's why men are bigger than women. All the little guy genes were eaten up.
That would explain the deep atavistic fear of vagina dentata.
If the seppos really want to buildings that are terrorists proof they would be build them to look like a mosque,no hijacker is ever gunna fly into that,
I never trust people who go bush walking or those that take thier dogs bush walking,,,,have ya ever noticed how many times on the news it says "a man walking his dog down a bush track found a body today"" bit suss for my liking
Why In 80 days have we have 25 boats arrive in our waters and WTH are they going to do with these people 50 more and they have taken all the beds available on the island..
so 1 more boat and we are full ....But have 9 months to go.....hmmm
Whats better parkinsons or alzheimer?
parkinson i reckon,better to spill half ya beer rather than forgeting where you put it .
I'd kill for a nobel peace prize
The reality tv show i would like to see is find osama..get a dozen minor celebrities send them to afghanastan to track him down,,we either find him or lose 12 minor celebs ,,either way we win
have you ever walked into a room and forgot why you went in,,i reckon thats how my dogs lives his life
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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height what would happen?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
