^^^ nah the first part was serious.
Govt tax break policies have dictated that housing is an investment (very profitable one at that) which is terrible when it should be accessable to the average person
You seriously need to try and buy a house in perth as a first home owner earning say $50K. Even a sh!tbox....
Don't forget who is really doning it tough here, poor Gina, Twiggy and Gerry, we hae to provide them incentive otherwise they won't be motivated to give us the jobs, yeah they're doing us a big favour right? You all have to live in poverty otherwise the economy will sink and you will all end up living in poverty.
^^^....and don't ever let your kid get their hands on a gun
Because they'll come around and shoot the sh!t out off your penny pinching arse for being such a miserable miserly bin scabbing grinch....
Except you don't risk sneezing and wasting your hard earned, too much of a tight arse for that.
Mr Float you are man after my own heart
No kids are OK and bring occasional joy but don't think that as they grow they will help with chores around the house and help lighten the burden associated with them .Getting them to feed the cat and dog are about as good as it gets and the carping associated with reminding them that its there turn is more exhausting than just doing it yourself.If they want pets get them guinea pigs, they mow the lawn for free and are great in jambalaya at Easter time