Not strictly an image but made me laff.
Some great ideas for passing the time whilst wifey shops. Seeing hubby being escorted out of the shop by security dudes always helps her decide on a frock quicker. 
He he - ta guys. Wish i could take the cred for these great ideas.
Dec 18th was my fave. I ROFL to that one. Sure would liven up a bit of chrissy shopping. 
Must admit to the clocks one myself as kid. Was tryin to emulate the start of Floyd's 'Time'. Didn't quite work that well but gave me some yaks (and the shoppies the sh!ts).
When in Kmart in dec heading towards xmas go up to the racks of singing dancing toys and press the try me buttons on each of the santas , reindeers etc then stand back and admire your work , did it for me 
@ the gfunks post. I'm a long term fan of spamming. ie sneaking 1 can of spam into some random's trolley and watching them get it out and often paying for it at the check out. my favourite/ scarriest times have been sneaking it into trollies with toddlers sitting in them when the mums are getting something off the shelf. The mum knows the kid is trying to say something but (hopefully) doesn't understand. For some reason I feel excited like a little kid, real scared of getting caught. never caught yet though but my girlfriend isn't always happy about it. haha.
the building construction must be crap! not much damage to the car
