Link:- twistedsifter.com/
Not funny but simply stunning and a site I shall peruse tomorrow. Thanks Japie
^No worries mate!
Here is another that came through on an email which is only funny if you do not work in industry today!
Rules is Rules !
The Good news:
It was a normal day in Sharon Springs , Kansas , when a Union Pacific crew boarded a loaded coal train for the long trek to Salina ...
The Bad news:
Just a few miles into the trip a wheel bearing became overheated and melted, letting a metal support drop down and grind on the rail, creating white hot molten metal droppings spewing down to the rail.
The Good news:
A very alert crew noticed smoke about halfway back in the train and immediately stopped the train in compliance with the rules.
The Bad news:
The train stopped with the hot wheel over a wooden bridge with creosote ties and trusses.
The crew tried to explain to higher-ups but were instructed not to move the train!
They were instructed that the Rules prohibit moving the train when a part is defective!
REMEMBER, RULES IS RULES!
(Don't ever let common sense get in the way of a good disaster!)
^^^^
Hah! Brings back memories, panda. When I was a teenager we used to talk about taking our girlfriends for a drive to watch the submarine races. 
Wow, we've gone from bikini-girl-with-anti-gravity-bazoombas to goth-tramp-with-thor-hammer in one easy page
