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Ways to spot a conspiracy nut!

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Created by Bigwavedave > 9 months ago, 22 Sep 2010
Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
23 Sep 2010 12:45AM
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Without naming names I have found some interesting characteristics common to all the regular posters of conspiracy theories on seabreeze.

1. Their opinion is hallowed. Abuse is forthcoming if you question their argument

2. Youtube is their holy altar. You must not doubt. If there is an internet video it must be true.

any more???

Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
22 Sep 2010 11:18PM
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The following is cut and pasted from: www.urban75.org/info/conspiraloons.html



10 characteristics of conspiracy theorists
A useful guide by Donna Ferentes

1. Arrogance. They are always fact-seekers, questioners, people who are trying to discover the truth: sceptics are always "sheep", patsies for Messrs Bush and Blair etc.

2. Relentlessness. They will always go on and on about a conspiracy no matter how little evidence they have to go on or how much of what they have is simply discredited. (Moreover, as per 1. above, even if you listen to them ninety-eight times, the ninety-ninth time, when you say "no thanks", you'll be called a "sheep" again.) Additionally, they have no capacity for precis whatsoever. They go on and on at enormous length.

3. Inability to answer questions. For people who loudly advertise their determination to the principle of questioning everything, they're pretty poor at answering direct questions from sceptics about the claims that they make.

4. Fondness for certain stock phrases. These include Cicero's "cui bono?" (of which it can be said that Cicero understood the importance of having evidence to back it up) and Conan Doyle's "once we have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however unlikely, must be the truth". What these phrases have in common is that they are attempts to absolve themselves from any responsibility to produce positive, hard evidence themselves: you simply "eliminate the impossible" (i.e. say the official account can't stand scrutiny) which means that the wild allegation of your choice, based on "cui bono?" (which is always the government) is therefore the truth.

5. Inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor. Aided by the principle in 4. above, conspiracy theorists never notice that the small inconsistencies in the accounts which they reject are dwarfed by the enormous, gaping holes in logic, likelihood and evidence in any alternative account.

6. Inability to tell good evidence from bad. Conspiracy theorists have no place for peer-review, for scientific knowledge, for the respectability of sources. The fact that a claim has been made by anybody, anywhere, is enough for them to reproduce it and demand that the questions it raises be answered, as if intellectual enquiry were a matter of responding to every rumour. While they do this, of course, they will claim to have "open minds" and abuse the sceptics for apparently lacking same.

7. Inability to withdraw. It's a rare day indeed when a conspiracy theorist admits that a claim they have made has turned out to be without foundation, whether it be the overall claim itself or any of the evidence produced to support it. Moreover they have a liking (see 3. above) for the technique of avoiding discussion of their claims by "swamping" - piling on a whole lot more material rather than respond to the objections sceptics make to the previous lot.

8. Leaping to conclusions. Conspiracy theorists are very keen indeed to declare the "official" account totally discredited without having remotely enough cause so to do. Of course this enables them to wheel on the Conan Doyle quote as in 4. above. Small inconsistencies in the account of an event, small unanswered questions, small problems in timing of differences in procedure from previous events of the same kind are all more than adequate to declare the "official" account clearly and definitively discredited. It goes without saying that it is not necessary to prove that these inconsistencies are either relevant, or that they even definitely exist.

9. Using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims. This argument invokes scandals like the Birmingham Six, the Bologna station bombings, the Zinoviev letter and so on in order to try and demonstrate that their conspiracy theory should be accorded some weight (because it's “happened before”.) They do not pause to reflect that the conspiracies they are touting are almost always far more unlikely and complicated than the real-life conspiracies with which they make comparison, or that the fact that something might potentially happen does not, in and of itself, make it anything other than extremely unlikely.

10. It's always a conspiracy. And it is, isn't it? No sooner has the body been discovered, the bomb gone off, than the same people are producing the same old stuff, demanding that there are questions which need to be answered, at the same unbearable length. Because the most important thing about these people is that they are people entirely lacking in discrimination. They cannot tell a good theory from a bad one, they cannot tell good evidence from bad evidence and they cannot tell a good source from a bad one. And for that reason, they always come up with the same answer when they ask the same question.

japie
NSW, 6835 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:27AM
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Bigwavedave said...

Without naming names I have found some interesting characteristics common to all the regular posters of conspiracy theories on seabreeze.

1. Their opinion is hallowed. Abuse is forthcoming if you question their argument

2. Youtube is their holy altar. You must not doubt. If there is an internet video it must be true.

any more???


Bet you are the sort of bloke who, when he gets a puncture, kicks the tyre, swears, claims he never ran over anything and when presented with the nail says. Oh, Wonder where that came from?

I will stick to asking questions, I have found it is more likely to lead to the truth

Ostriches get tripped over!

Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
22 Sep 2010 11:33PM
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^^^^ Thanks Japie. That is a very good example of point 1. Next...

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:46AM
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That's what I mean. Ad hominem

You attack the person who questions you. You criticise the person instead of the argument.

If your theories are correct you should welcome arguments and be confident that you have the evidence to withstand the criticism.

All of us 'sheep' and 'ostriches' would listen if you compiled sufficient provable facts with evidence to back it up.

But you never do. It's always vague video's and secret squirrel website quotes, and when we question the theory we get abused and called names.

911, chemtrails, Roswell, Shroud of Turin, Freemasons, JFK, NWO, pyramids, flouridation, tooth fillings, immunisation, AIDS etc

It's always a coverup, a conspiracy and a mystery.

Its a laugh to read sometimes but its getting monotonous.



petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
23 Sep 2010 12:29AM
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Bigwavedave said...

Without naming names I have found some interesting characteristics common to all the regular posters of conspiracy theories on seabreeze.

1. Their opinion is hallowed. Abuse is forthcoming if you question their argument

2. Youtube is their holy altar. You must not doubt. If there is an internet video it must be true.

any more???

1. the media's opinion is hallowed. Abuse is forthcoming if you question their argument.

2.television is their holy alter. You must not doubt. If there is a documentary on television it must be true.

any more???

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
23 Sep 2010 12:38AM
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Bigwavedave said...

Without naming names I have found some interesting characteristics common to all the regular posters of conspiracy theories on seabreeze.

1. Their opinion is hallowed. Abuse is forthcoming if you question their argument

2. Youtube is their holy altar. You must not doubt. If there is an internet video it must be true.

any more???


who cares...live and let live...
the world would be a stella place if we all thought the same way

petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:05AM
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smoking guns of 911.............so ....ing many but i will only name three.



1. no aircraft wreckage of jet-airliner outside of pentagon and a miniscule 15ft

hole in the building.[prior to later collapse of wall 20 mins later]




2.visible squibs[possibly in the hundreds] shooting laterally from twin towers on

collapse of buildings.




3.and the mother of all smoking guns and i do mean all...... BUILDING 7.

a building of superstructure proportions, not hit by a plane and 300ft away from

the towers......and guess what?........ALL FALLS

DOWN in around 7 seconds in a convenient little pile.





and the sheep 9 years on still call this a conspiracy theory!!!

Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:26AM
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^^^^ 6. Inability to tell good evidence from bad. Conspiracy theorists have no place for peer-review, for scientific knowledge, for the respectability of sources. The fact that a claim has been made by anybody, anywhere, is enough for them to reproduce it and demand that the questions it raises be answered, as if intellectual enquiry were a matter of responding to every rumour. While they do this, of course, they will claim to have "open minds" and abuse the sceptics for apparently lacking same.

Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:33AM
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I partly understand the feeling conspiracy theorists have about the world.

In my mid twenties I really needed to believe in conspiracy theories. It was such a convenient and perfect way to explain why I was at the bottom of the job food chain.

It was obvious, I used to think to myself, there could be no other reason: The system was organised, had the market cornered with good jobs, nice cars and easy lives for all the sheep that believed in it and excluded others (such as myself).

There was only one thing in the way to continue my belief in conspiracy theories - logic.


japie
NSW, 6835 posts
23 Sep 2010 3:44AM
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Elroy Jetson said...

^^^^ Thanks Japie. That is a very good example of point 1. Next...


Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:54AM
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Still waiting for "The moon landings were fake" conspiracy thread to be started on seabreeze. I would actually read some of this and would spend as much as 40 seconds scrolling through the thread.

It would be good if the external links and youtube posts were toned down and if stacks of 40 year old space mission photos were included.

Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
23 Sep 2010 2:02AM
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Carantoc
WA, 6601 posts
23 Sep 2010 8:17AM
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cisco said...

No the moon landings were real. We just haven't been back there because the aliens living there said, "Come back here and we will kick your collective butts!!"


Not sure that is true.

Doesn't work for lotsofwind, waveslave and windsurfing forums.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
23 Sep 2010 10:22AM
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cisco said...

No the moon landings were real. We just haven't been back there because the aliens living there said, "Come back here and we will kick your collective butts!!"


I thought we never went back because there was no wind

PS - How the hell did that nail get in my tyre.

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
23 Sep 2010 9:47AM
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Who put the nail there?

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
23 Sep 2010 12:42PM
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poor relative said...

Who put the nail there?



Did some digging around (youtube and other very reliable sources) and there's irrefutable proof that it was the CIA in disguise as muslim terrorists who were dressed up as FBI agents.

I didn't actually see them doing it as I happened to be playing my fiddle as Building Seven was burning being detonated by unknown forces but there is a video on You tube clearly showing the CIA commissioned nail being fabricated in Afghanistan from exocet missile scraps and smuggled onto a flight past a corrupt airline security official and then passed onto the sleeper cell living next door to me. What more proof do you need.

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:02PM
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You're just a sheep with its head in the sand.

Just like the other ostriches!! baaaa

log man
VIC, 8289 posts
23 Sep 2010 1:46PM
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I'd like to add another point in "how to spot a conspiracy nut"...Number 11 (I think): Conspiracists love to use the terms "elites" , and my personal fav. "experts". I love this one, It is usually said in a sneering tone , the sort of tone that Sienfeld used when referred to Newman. The odd thing is that the "experts" usually are just that, but whereas a normal person would accept the word of an expert as informed,intelligent and weighty ,the conspiracist see's this as just another opinion. And even odder, an opinion that can be discounted and negated by their own opinion, sort of a "my opinion is as valid as yours even though your Carl Sagan and I've read 2 copies of Nexus magazine". The arrogance is astounding.

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
23 Sep 2010 3:24PM
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That is not a nail. There is no nail.

knigit
WA, 319 posts
23 Sep 2010 2:17PM
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“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.” Stuart Chase.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
23 Sep 2010 2:28PM
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Elroy Jetson said...

Still waiting for "The moon landings were fake" conspiracy thread to be started on seabreeze. I would actually read some of this and would spend as much as 40 seconds scrolling through the thread.

It would be good if the external links and youtube posts were toned down and if stacks of 40 year old space mission photos were included.


There has been one, didnt last long tho.....

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
23 Sep 2010 5:43PM
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knigit said...

“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.” Stuart Chase.




Who was Stuart Chase? and what does this mean?

If I believe the earth is flat, do I need no proof?

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
23 Sep 2010 6:00PM
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of course its flat otherwise we would fall off ,funny how after a couple of drinks it starts to tilt until i find myself hanging on to the lawn usually after dark

knigit
WA, 319 posts
23 Sep 2010 4:41PM
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Bigwavedave said...

knigit said...

“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.” Stuart Chase.




Who was Stuart Chase? and what does this mean?

If I believe the earth is flat, do I need no proof?


Buggered if I know who he was, but I like the quote. Sums up the situation here with the 'tin foil hat crowd' verses the 'sheep', creationists vs evolutionists etc. It's an argument that's not going to go anywhere.

The quote refers to the mindset of the people on either side of the argument and the fact that if your mind is made up about something, it's going to take a lot of changing.

For example. Two definite groups here, one that sees hard evidence of chemtrails and the other that sees pretty clouds, and neither side is going to give way until a scientific experiment is done on the cloud.
Then when we have the survey results:
-No chemicals in the cloud = the tin foil crowd will say that the scientist was under the employ of a NWO and cant be trusted and if you beleive him then you are a naive sheep.
-Chemicals in the cloud = the sheep will tell you that the chemicals in the cloud are very much more likely to be the result of polution, not evil mastervillains trying to breed superhumans and contol our minds.


Ummm, about the earth being flat. There is a big difference between belief and knowledge. You can believe the earth is flat but walk in a straight line long enough and you should know that it's round. But if you believe hard enough perhaps you invent a wormhole theory or the God of Practical Jokes to explain the fact that you're right back where you started and didn't fall off of the edge.

Personally I'm one of the sheep and I'm fairly sure that I sleep better at night in all my ignorance and naivety.

log man
VIC, 8289 posts
23 Sep 2010 7:11PM
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Knigit, I don' see at all why this has to be so difficult: you make a claim,then you back it up with EVIDENCE, not you tube evidence, not, I think it therefore it's real evidence. Real EVIDENCE, verifiable, repeatable, peer reviewed, scientific evidence. You assert that the sheep and the tin foil hat crew are on a similar footing. But they're not, the difference is I am prepared to say, chemtrails are real , the Giant skeletons unearthed in Greece are real, 9/11 was a conspiracy ......IF you can prove it ....simple

nick0
NSW, 510 posts
23 Sep 2010 7:37PM
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log man said...

Knigit, I don' see at all why this has to be so difficult: you make a claim,then you back it up with EVIDENCE, not you tube evidence, not, I think it therefore it's real evidence. Real EVIDENCE, verifiable, repeatable, peer reviewed, scientific evidence. You assert that the sheep and the tin foil hat crew are on a similar footing. But they're not, the difference is I am prepared to say, chemtrails are real , the Giant skeletons unearthed in Greece are real, 9/11 was a conspiracy ......IF you can prove it ....simple[/quote

9/11 wasnt a conspiracy ... if you can prove it

log man
VIC, 8289 posts
23 Sep 2010 7:45PM
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No, your making the claim(I think) that 9/11 was a conspiracy other than it was committed by terrorists. So it's incumbent on you to provide the evidence.

Mark _australia
WA, 22303 posts
23 Sep 2010 6:48PM
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poor relative said...

Who put the nail there?



Your poor deluded fool.

That is why we in the Agency call your sort "sheeple"

There is no nail, we let your tyres down and make you believe there is a nail that is responsible.


Pugwash
WA, 7671 posts
23 Sep 2010 7:04PM
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Elroy Jetson said...

^^^^ Thanks Japie. That is a very good example of point 1. Next...


Elroy Jetson said...

^^^^ 6. Inability to tell good evidence from bad. Conspiracy theorists have no place for peer-review, for scientific knowledge, for the respectability of sources. The fact that a claim has been made by anybody, anywhere, is enough for them to reproduce it and demand that the questions it raises be answered, as if intellectual enquiry were a matter of responding to every rumour. While they do this, of course, they will claim to have "open minds" and abuse the sceptics for apparently lacking same.


This is a very good example of point 1. Next...

japie
NSW, 6835 posts
23 Sep 2010 9:22PM
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Mark _australia said...

poor relative said...

Who put the nail there?



Your poor deluded fool.

That is why we in the Agency call your sort "sheeple"

There is no nail, we let your tyres down and make you believe there is a nail that is responsible.





It is a popular old nail whether it exists or not



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