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Created by rune > 9 months ago, 19 Dec 2018
rune
WA, 193 posts
19 Dec 2018 5:40PM
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your and you're

"The difference between knowing your sh** and knowing you're sh**"

CAPITALS

"Helping your uncle Jack off a horse. or. Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Any others?

mclovin
SA, 724 posts
19 Dec 2018 8:16PM
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To and too
There, their and they're.

Makes anyones argument useless if they've used the wrong word. So many people just don't know the differences.

Crusoe
QLD, 1193 posts
19 Dec 2018 7:55PM
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Mark _australia
WA, 22345 posts
19 Dec 2018 7:01PM
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Let's eat Grandpa

Let's eat, Grandpa


Grammar can save a life.



The one that ****s me badly is "you should of....."

No, it is "should have". When shortened it is "should've" which does sound like "should of" but it isn't written like that. It is "should've"
To hear very intelligent people say "should of" or even worse write "should of" is a bit annoying.
Many teachers don't get it.


Don't get me started on Americans.......

Mark _australia
WA, 22345 posts
19 Dec 2018 7:02PM
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mclovin said..
To and too
There, their and they're.

Makes anyones argument useless if they've used the wrong word. So many people just don't know the differences.


You missed an apostrophe their.

mclovin
SA, 724 posts
19 Dec 2018 9:42PM
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Some things are done on purpose.

stamp
QLD, 2770 posts
19 Dec 2018 9:23PM
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'nother' is not a ****ing word! i hate hearing 'it's a whole nother....'

and 'wellness' ****s me, too. it's wellbeing.

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
19 Dec 2018 9:24PM
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Oxford comma.

rune
WA, 193 posts
19 Dec 2018 7:28PM
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How about "whether the wether can withstand the weather"

bit obscure I know, maybe I should just say wanker

rod_bunny
WA, 1089 posts
19 Dec 2018 8:00PM
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rune said..
your and you're


me and mine... Gramma, died in 2000.
(English and German)

Mr Milk
NSW, 2978 posts
19 Dec 2018 11:52PM
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rune said..
How about "whether the wether can withstand the weather"

bit obscure I know, maybe I should just say wanker


I thought wethers and wankers came from different planets.

musorianin
QLD, 582 posts
19 Dec 2018 11:14PM
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Who can resist a grammar-nazi thread? Here's a couple that sh** me, more to do with meaning than grammar.
"Fulsome" means insincere, not "full"; "enormity" is not just something large, but means an outage, like genocide. I here ?? politicians and news/sports announcers getting these too ??wrong all the time ??.

gs12
WA, 396 posts
19 Dec 2018 9:24PM
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Eats, shoots & leaves.

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
19 Dec 2018 11:29PM
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musorianin said..
outage


Poodle
WA, 866 posts
19 Dec 2018 9:35PM
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My grammar said if you cant say something nice, don't say anything....

James
WA, 549 posts
19 Dec 2018 9:59PM
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This thread is " so fun "

cisco
QLD, 12324 posts
20 Dec 2018 2:16AM
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One One was a racehorse.
Two Two was one too,
One One won one race.
Two Two won one too.

robbo1111
NSW, 631 posts
20 Dec 2018 7:18AM
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I bought a new sail then brought it to the beach

DunkO
NSW, 1143 posts
20 Dec 2018 7:41AM
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robbo1111 said..
I bought a new sail then brought it to the beach


Then stepped through it.

japie
NSW, 6851 posts
20 Dec 2018 7:41AM
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Should of is an interesting one Mark.

Should have, or should've, whilst correct grammar is utterly meaningless.

Should implies that it ought to be done in the future. Have implies the past. So telling someone that they ought to do something in the future in the past is, well, meaningless.

Thats why young children, when berated with this logic, look at you as though you're gormless.

japie
NSW, 6851 posts
20 Dec 2018 7:46AM
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And the erosion of language is deliberate according to many:

www.goodreads.com/book/show/225849.The_Deliberate_Dumbing_Down_of_America

musorianin
QLD, 582 posts
20 Dec 2018 7:42AM
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Kamikuza said..

musorianin said..
outage





And I proof red that so carefully

jonnulla
NSW, 74 posts
20 Dec 2018 8:52AM
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rune said..
How about "whether the wether can withstand the weather"

bit obscure I know, maybe I should just say wanker




My recent favourite, 'a shipping ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships'

Marsbars
545 posts
20 Dec 2018 7:39AM
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I always thought dept was a contraction of department but now it seems it is something the liberals have got us into.

Mark _australia
WA, 22345 posts
20 Dec 2018 8:27AM
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japie said.. And the erosion of language is deliberate according to many: ttps://www.goodreads.com/book/show/225849.The_Deliberate_Dumbing_Down_of_America



would one ever need to deliberately dumb down America?

Mark _australia
WA, 22345 posts
20 Dec 2018 8:29AM
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Upcoming - not a word. It is forthcoming.

TripleJ - every fkn thing was "dropped" not released.
I understand the reference but it gets really annoying to hear "dropped" every 2mins like they are trying so hard to sound cool.



robbo1111
NSW, 631 posts
20 Dec 2018 12:37PM
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DunkO said..

robbo1111 said..
I bought a new sail then brought it to the beach



Then stepped through it.


No that was the old sail

rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
20 Dec 2018 11:43AM
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"Stationary" as I once saw in a shop directing me to the stationery isle.


I have some trouble with " to". Or is that "too"?

myusernam
QLD, 6120 posts
20 Dec 2018 11:53AM
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evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
20 Dec 2018 3:26PM
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Grammar.

jonnulla
NSW, 74 posts
20 Dec 2018 4:28PM
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