Step 2.) Post on Seabreeze about how "Core" and "Legit" you are and how everyone else lacks both of these qualities.
Walk down to the beach and hold up your wind meter before choosing what size kite you are going to pump up. Even though there is already a dozen kites out of similar size.
You kidding? Kites are easy as fk to ride anyone can look moderately professional with one... If you wanna really look like a noob buy one of those pole sail thingys.
sir ROWDY man you are so awesome dude i like you son it's a thumbs up from me
buy a kite hahaha
Keeps moaning about "Death Leashes" because he clearly does not know how to use one.
Just wondering were this fits - we will be all wearing PDFs soon because they think we are worth saving
Your comments about Rowdy are starting to freak me out a bit.
buy a kite hahaha
sir ROWDY is the man sir you should take 
pointy nose gillards job i would vote for you
sir you should take pointy nose gillards job i would vote for you
DO mad fully sick jumps on the beach, full of people, and then post the video on seabreeze
show a pro wakeboarder some clips of people doing "wakestyle" kitesurfing and watch there face when you ask them what they think!
and if they'd like to try kitesurfing! then show a pro surfer people kitesurfing in waves and see if they think its cool the response is priceless and they same everytime!!!!!
