Really I'm doing you a favour. Because if you were to witness my legit boom steeze represent gangsta strapless wakestyle riding you would probably end your life of your own accord seconds following the watching of said legit boom steeze represent gangsta strapless wakestyle riding because your pee pee would shrivel and you would feel highly inadequate at life in general. I'm not gonna let that happen to you though because I'm a f#ckin top bloke.
