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The art of 'Pooh Stance'... Contribute here...

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Created by RPM > 9 months ago, 19 Apr 2012
RPM
WA, 1549 posts
19 Apr 2012 5:42PM
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Pooh Stance comp.. Vote by green thumbs for your favorite.. Bucket hats and board leashes get bonus points.



Melville seems to bring out the best...


And below is a pooh stance quinella... (note board reel leash under landing gear)




lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
19 Apr 2012 8:29PM
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Pooh Stance training .

DaGodfather
SA, 280 posts
19 Apr 2012 8:09PM
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...just type it into Google and check out these Seabreeze avatars...







...anyone you know?



bobajob
QLD, 1534 posts
19 Apr 2012 8:51PM
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Wow, I heard Google was was doing some dodgy link stuff but that is amazing. That'll be lead story on ACA tomorrow! You got my green goo

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
19 Apr 2012 6:53PM
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Woo hoo, I made page two.

DaGodfather
SA, 280 posts
19 Apr 2012 9:00PM
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Chris6791 said...

Woo hoo, I made page two.


...yeah, you should work on it...page 1 is only for the best of us...

Shayne86
WA, 189 posts
19 Apr 2012 9:42PM
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How does a piece of toast that is screwing another piece of toast before he "crumbs" have ANYTHING to do with poo stance??? HAHAHAHAH good job google, good job

Dave Whettingsteel
WA, 1397 posts
19 Apr 2012 10:54PM
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Looks good, it's great to have some guidance on improving my stance..didn't know it was called pooh stance, but with donkey dicks, chicken necks, oh ****s, for gear I can see what poo stance is used to describe the correct stance.

Thanks for the tip!

rickwindt
WA, 245 posts
19 Apr 2012 11:10PM
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Dave Whettingsteel said...

Looks good, it's great to have some guidance on improving my stance..didn't know it was called pooh stance, but with donkey dicks, chicken necks, oh ****s, for gear I can see what poo stance is used to describe the correct stance.

Thanks for the tip!


you do know that you are not supposed to stand in 'pooh stance' right?

Dave Whettingsteel
WA, 1397 posts
20 Apr 2012 3:42AM
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Haha, ohhh no...
But I think I have it nailed!

eppo
WA, 9503 posts
20 Apr 2012 9:18AM
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What a waste this could have taken the please delete thread to 10 pages. What was you thinking.

Subculture
443 posts
20 Apr 2012 11:06AM
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"Pooh stance"??? Spelling please! As you can see, there's nothing wrong with the little guys stance... He's not afraid to unhook either! (For the guys in the know, 14m but turns like a piglet)



I guess someone was trying to be 'PC' when they thought up "poo stance"..
Personally, I call it "sh1t stance" - seeing as it's so crap

Anyway, it's like this and here's how to outlaw it. Make one and place it at your local beach

dafish
NSW, 1637 posts
20 Apr 2012 1:54PM
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^^
Now that is funny! Where do you people find this stuff? Must have loads of time up your sleeves.

dave......
WA, 2119 posts
21 Apr 2012 11:14PM
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I made page one! bring on the poo.

tatkins
QLD, 344 posts
23 Apr 2012 1:54PM
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This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
23 Apr 2012 12:01PM
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Think back guys.
Remember how you felt cranking out fully "poohed" wondering how you were going to make that next turn but not at all worried cos going one way was sooooo cool
Poohers are feeling the stoke

@ subculture - love the no pooh dog yours?

huddy
QLD, 85 posts
23 Apr 2012 3:06PM
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tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic

Leroy B
WA, 139 posts
23 Apr 2012 2:12PM
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Branson better get to work with his Google optimization - he doesn't seem to have even made page 2 and he sports a ripper pooh stance

dusta
WA, 2940 posts
23 Apr 2012 2:28PM
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huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
23 Apr 2012 2:51PM
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dusta said...

huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance



Its funny cos it took me to my profile, and I dont even kite!! I do little poo stances sometimes when I surf tho

huddy
QLD, 85 posts
23 Apr 2012 4:54PM
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doggie said...

dusta said...

huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance



Its funny cos it took me to my profile, and I dont even kite!! I do little poo stances sometimes when I surf tho


O man and hear I was thinking I was special

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
23 Apr 2012 3:38PM
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huddy said...

doggie said...

dusta said...

huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance



Its funny cos it took me to my profile, and I dont even kite!! I do little poo stances sometimes when I surf tho


O man and hear I was thinking I was special


I was thinking who saw me surfing

Subculture
443 posts
23 Apr 2012 4:02PM
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puppetonastring said...

Think back guys.
Remember how you felt cranking out fully "poohed" wondering how you were going to make that next turn but not at all worried cos going one way was sooooo cool
Poohers are feeling the stoke

@ subculture - love the no pooh dog yours?



No puppet, just a moment of creativity and a bit of time trawling the interwebs

I'm surprised no one's defended themselves from pic one of the original post and pointed out they were just starting a run..
"Thar's no for'ard movement in that thar board.. Arrrrrrrr!" (random pirate voice - with no real relevance)

rickwindt
WA, 245 posts
23 Apr 2012 9:29PM
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Subculture said...


I'm surprised no one's defended themselves from pic one of the original post and pointed out they were just starting a run..
"Thar's no for'ard movement in that thar board.. Arrrrrrrr!" (random pirate voice - with no real relevance)


Yarrr right!

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
24 Apr 2012 12:29AM
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who's been taking pic's of me on Lake Burley




Gwendy
SA, 472 posts
24 Apr 2012 1:30AM
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tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Yep, Guilty of being fully sucked in with that one.
Need to update my pictures now I've evolved from poo stance to more of a wet fart stance.

RPM
WA, 1549 posts
24 Apr 2012 5:10PM
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Lordy lord....








shoobs
WA, 8 posts
24 Apr 2012 6:07PM
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RPM said...


Melville seems to bring out the best...


Ahaha, that is me.

It must be a pretty old photo, as I haven't been to Melville in a long time. It was where I learnt to get up on my board, and stay upwind. Now, I'm pretty sure I've lost the poo stance, and Melville is no longer my local. The hat is gone too.

nvs180
QLD, 66 posts
24 Apr 2012 10:05PM
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Ahaha, that is me.

It must be a pretty old photo, as I haven't been to Melville in a long time. It was where I learnt to get up on my board, and stay upwind. Now, I'm pretty sure I've lost the poo stance, and Melville is no longer my local. The hat is gone too.


Not a true poo stance, it looks like your only just rolling up onto the board, not yet in motion

Paul1
QLD, 1011 posts
26 Apr 2012 6:36PM
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