Windserfers whip 360 upwind and down wind into heaving pits , the LEACH(thats the trailing edge ) of the sail goes through the eye of the wind the rider stays deep in the throat of the dragon busten on out of the dredging,heaving foam ball to smash the next section 
Kiters dangle.... why carnt you hit the fk lip and fly your kite backwards being the masters or wind and wave power 
Why carnt you fkn sail in fkn offshore and glassy waves with 20knts, bust out arials and land back in the pit, may be yous need a fkn pole between yous and yours hot aired blader
Shorten you med strings there hanging out your pants
KOTP I don't know what your doing talking about "Heaving Pits" I have seen you sail at Hell Gates, you never get close to the pit.
as for your self
Maybe KOTP should stop drinking before he posts on a Friday night....and/or learn some to spell.
Ha Ha, Thats the best drunken rant i've read here in a long time.
Can you do it again next friday night please, i love a good laugh!!
hey is that you with the tampoon stringy things hanging out of your tutu?
i think you should give kiting another go ,it kinda suits you 
bwwhahah ssississ hahahah
Kiters dangle.... why carnt you hit the fk lip and fly your kite backwards being the masters or wind and wave power
Isn't backwards just forwards in reverse
Sorry, I just wanted to get in on the trip man
Dear KOTP ,
Number 1 rule for sh-it stirrers is if you can give it out you have to be able to take it
secondly once an image is on a public domain it no longer belongs to you , look at poor prince Harry for instance ,except we are talking about the frog not a prince in this instance 
we have all done things we arn't to proud of but if didn't want any body to find out about your kiting fetish then you should of been more private about it, you know like no photos
as for me being taken to the cleaners ,it appears the last thing you took to the cleaners was a pizza stained suit
yours sincerly Hamburglar
BORING what are you a siber BULLYs with a fetish (they need a donky symbol)
As a former (30yrs) pole boarder who now kites (last 6 odd yrs), you are a co(k head.
Ah summer is coming and the King has woken from his winter slumber, and everyone jumps in as his first meal !:-)
Cheers King, always love the posts.
Hey lay off him kite brothers from another mother. We have to live with this bad boy.
I recon he looks good unhooked with the bar in his hands.
Better than the broom he was sweeping the ocean with the other day
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