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Your dream has come true, ask Susi Mai anything!

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Created by dustin > 9 months ago, 17 Dec 2008
dustin
QLD, 448 posts
17 Dec 2008 9:09PM
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From Robby Naish to Len10, KBM are now bringing you Susi Mai to answer any questions you may have, don't hold back guys this is a once in a life time opportunity!

Also don't forget there are prizes up for grabs to the best letter and best uncle sid question, feel free to email us your thoughts at editor(at)kbmag.com.au

Merry Xmas and New Years,

The KBM team.

Josh Porter
QLD, 59 posts
17 Dec 2008 10:06PM
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Will you have my babies???

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you single?

nathand
QLD, 211 posts
17 Dec 2008 10:47PM
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ask her why she gave us a fake number! haha

Tommy
QLD, 10 posts
17 Dec 2008 10:59PM
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What's your bra size...... Photographic evidence to back your answer up would be much appreciated.

geoffnotdead
33 posts
17 Dec 2008 11:52PM
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Between B and C I reckon...

Matt C
QLD, 93 posts
18 Dec 2008 1:13AM
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geoffnotdead said...





Between B and C I reckon...



Wow.

loco4olas
NSW, 1516 posts
18 Dec 2008 8:24AM
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dustin said...

From Robby Naish to Len10, KBM are now bringing you Susi Mai to answer any questions you may have, don't hold back guys this is a once in a life time opportunity!

Also don't forget there are prizes up for grabs to the best letter and best uncle sid question, feel free to email us your thoughts at editor(at)kbmag.com.au

Merry Xmas and New Years,

The KBM team.


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me" - corny, but it may work.....

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
18 Dec 2008 9:18AM
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Usual juvenile sexist replies you'd expect with this kind of thing,( cmon bring on the red thumbs) That is a nice photo in one of the replies
(i myself am working on something witty yet not so bleedingly obviously juvenile,now where is that little halo smily)

now for something that is really original .When did you start kitting and why, and what is your favourite beer

18 Dec 2008 9:46AM
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I'd like to ask her for her opinion on what she thinks a man would most like to see in a woman?

Any suggestions guys?

I'm serious, maybe I'll win da prize?

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve

Kadkhah
WA, 381 posts
18 Dec 2008 11:22AM
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Undagekiter
QLD, 70 posts
18 Dec 2008 1:00PM
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how do we enter?
where do we go

loco4olas
NSW, 1516 posts
18 Dec 2008 2:59PM
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Kitepower Australia said...

I'd like to ask her for her opinion on what she thinks a man would most like to see in a woman?

Any suggestions guys?

I'm serious, maybe I'll win da prize?

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve


We all know the answer to that one.

colinwill78
VIC, 1395 posts
18 Dec 2008 4:16PM
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Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Kadkhah
WA, 381 posts
18 Dec 2008 2:24PM
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is it rude if I ask her;
how do you DO? (photo instructions are most appreciated)

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
18 Dec 2008 2:28PM
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I’m a recovering alcoholic; I rarely leave my room,
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume,
The voices in my head, aah… they’ll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?

laurie
WA, 3848 posts
18 Dec 2008 5:29PM
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Susie Mai is a real person & reads this stuff .. please keep it clean hey boys?

fozzy
SA, 501 posts
18 Dec 2008 7:49PM
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Grown men or adolescents on the verge of puberty. Sorry boys but I find some of this sh1t pretty pathetic. Seriously, what bra size.... dude.

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
18 Dec 2008 8:42PM
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dustin said...
KBM are now bringing you Susi Mai to answer any questions you may have, don't hold back guys this is a once in a life time opportunity!



Susi,
Do you ever get creeped-out by kite-geeks asking freako questions in these stupid lame mag interviews ?

colinwill78
VIC, 1395 posts
18 Dec 2008 10:46PM
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if the universe is expanding, what's it expanding into?

hookworm
VIC, 600 posts
18 Dec 2008 11:17PM
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i'd ask her how much a pola bear weighed? and when she says "no idea how much" I'd say "just enough to break the ice, hi i'm Hookworm"

Actually i think i asked her this at mambo a couple of years ago but due to the amount of boze i'd had i think it sounded more like "do you know a pooola barr weighed ha ha your susi aaaaar i gotta go"

loco4olas
NSW, 1516 posts
19 Dec 2008 12:38AM
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fozzy said...

Grown men or adolescents on the verge of puberty. Sorry boys but I find some of this sh1t pretty pathetic. Seriously, what bra size.... dude.


The real question should be does she really think we give a stuff about what she thinks? Celebrity worship is hollow sh$t-she's beautiful and a great kiter-it ends there.

mikekx102
WA, 70 posts
18 Dec 2008 11:20PM
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- Do you get sick of idiot's only thinking about SEX and asking perverted questions about you like "What's your bra size?" on internet forum's when there's probably a heck-of-alot more to you?

- Where is your favorite spot to go kiting?

- Can you teach me?

- Whose your favorite rider?

- How can I get into the sport? like get good and get into the PKRA.

yeah, I know, she doesn't read the forums, you've got to send it to editor&kbmag.com.au

mike.

Kadkhah
WA, 381 posts
18 Dec 2008 11:50PM
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mikekx102 said...

- Do you get sick of idiot's only thinking about SEX and asking perverted questions about you like "What's your bra size?"


1- If she answers to that question as; "I don't know cause I don't wear any!" then will you still thinking about kiting questions?

2- I know you hate people like me Mike but when I'm looking at your avatar ( ) it reminds me of sex again!
I think I need help, I'm gonna call my therapist right now!

3- These are all jokes and she will read these things and she will have a good laugh at us as long as no one turn the jokes to serious conversation! We all care about each other and thats the bottom line.

I'm not gonna see you guys till next year so
happy new year and merry X-myth to all.

Alex

MagicMike
WA, 210 posts
19 Dec 2008 12:57AM
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what is it like to have kiteboarding as your job? and......have you ever gone out in len10 syle and tried a mega-loop?

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
19 Dec 2008 1:04AM
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Ive already asked her a - true story !

It was the 1st time I had seen her on the beach. She was wearing ordinary beach gear ie no harness or boardies over a wetty or anything so she didnt necessarily look like a kiter.
Anyhow she was walking towards us as I was ready to go so I fiddled with my QR or something till she came up beside my kite and then; thinking she would be more than a just tad amused; I called out "Scuse me - do you know how to launch one of these things!"
Not even a glimmer of, "You dickhead dont you know who I am"
Just a big (beautiful) smile and a; "Sure thing, no problem" and she launched my kite.
Even beautiful, famous people think they are normal. Well the nice ones do!

But the guy beside me had to pick his jaw up out of the sand

kiter789
NSW, 238 posts
19 Dec 2008 9:45AM
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I'd ask her if she ever gets scared trying out new stuff, or in different conditions....it's something we don't really think about with pro riders, but they must get terrified...or maybe they don't.

And to all you other losers asking about her boobs - christ! How old are you? (Except hookworm - the polar bear made me chortle).

19 Dec 2008 9:55AM
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colinwill78 said...

if the universe is expanding, what's it expanding into?


Another illusion.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McReal

S  Carver
QLD, 42 posts
19 Dec 2008 10:07AM
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Who is Susi Mai?

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
19 Dec 2008 10:13AM
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Susi asked me a question once.

"Can I borrow your pump?"

"Sure, no worries."

A question for Susi...

What's your favourite part of Australia? How much of it have you been to?

That's two questions, I hope that's ok?

mikekx102
WA, 70 posts
19 Dec 2008 11:46AM
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Kadkhah said...

mikekx102 said...

- Do you get sick of idiot's only thinking about SEX and asking perverted questions about you like "What's your bra size?"


1- If she answers to that question as; "I don't know cause I don't wear any!" then will you still thinking about kiting questions?


probably not...


2- I know you hate people like me Mike but when I'm looking at your avatar ( ) it reminds me of sex again!
I think I need help, I'm gonna call my therapist right now!

3- These are all jokes and she will read these things and she will have a good laugh at us as long as no one turn the jokes to serious conversation! We all care about each other and thats the bottom line.

Yeah, I guess that's true

Mike.

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
19 Dec 2008 1:21PM
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Kadkhah said...


2- I know you hate people like me Mike but when I'm looking at your avatar ( ) it reminds me of sex again!

Alex


Really? It reminds me of my motorbike.



Don't let the landlord's fiance know I used her chopsticks to find top dead centre...



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