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Created by Tang > 9 months ago, 20 Feb 2014
laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
27 Feb 2014 8:35PM
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a bunch of 5 year olds with floaties started dominating the alley today. totally took over the inside section- no one stood a chance

several surfers were called out and told to leave the surf



















something about being late for preschool

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
27 Feb 2014 6:41PM
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SP said..

I think u missed the point JB.

Great posts Legion.


I don't think i missed it at all. When i started at maybe 13 i knew my place, but i didn't have older guys trying to take my gear of me..Ive seen this kind of behaviour and frankly its often not about teaching a "nice cuddly" lesson that Legion is now trying to paint. Its more about stupid guys who think they are better then others and they have right of way. Localism is often just about forming a small gang, for want of a better word, to try and get seniority over a spot.. Its about making fun at someone else's expense. Wait for it, its called Bullying..

All spots i surf can be localised, most spots are busy, its just how it is.

But maybe your right in one point SP. I don't surf to justify how good i am, i don't surf to prove anything. I surf to have a good time. That can come in a vary of ways. I can comfortably say though, it wouldn't come from sitting back and watching a junior get hassled..So if that attitude makes me a Adult beginner, thats your call, but i can guarantee i won't have any issue catching waves were eve i paddle out if i want some..Even Disney Land

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
27 Feb 2014 8:45PM
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im going insane looking at the same old groundhog ish posts once every 2 weeks.


move on folks.


legion you must cut and paste, you surely wouldn't be typing out everytime

NewScotty
2350 posts
27 Feb 2014 6:47PM
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Legion,
Are you on the woof or what ?
Those posts are very long

teatrea
QLD, 4177 posts
27 Feb 2014 8:51PM
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Yeah move on .How about we talk about sharks , drumlines nets attacks that sort of thing

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 6:54PM
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I got a bit off track there in response to jb's moral outrage, sorry. Potential new cause, jb? The Plight of Australian Grommets?

The point is (as it relates to some posts in this thread, but not the OPs), sometimes the hierarchy at breaks isn't determined by what happened in the last 10 minutes, it's determined by what happened in the last 10 years. Who grew up with who, who was above/below who at school, who was part of a team with who competing in a boardriders comp back in '93. If you want to push in to that hierarchy or even worse push in front of that hierarchy, it's difficult and bound to end in frustration for someone. It's like that at some of the dinky little breaks I surf, let alone at some of the big-name breaks Australia and worldwide.

This is what I was trying to illustrate to new suppers, that without an awareness of some particular spots, sometimes the unspoken rules are very complex and it's not as simple as it seems. You can't just expect equal footing (or worse! better footing) with everyone else.

On these points I know Nick disagrees chrispy, but it's still the way it is. Applies to almost everyone.

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 7:04PM
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laceys lane said..
legion you must cut and paste, you surely wouldn't be typing out everytime


I'm a fast typer, lacey.

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NewScotty said..
Legion,
Are you on the woof or what ?
Those posts are very long


I don't think my doggie persona likes me very much any more ...

jb, I don't understand how someone can be so naive.

When you were at school, do you reckon the year 8s had the same rights as the year 12s? If the year 12s had their favourite spot down on the oval and the year 8s decided to sit there one day before the year 12s, how do you reckon that would work? It's not just human nature, it's animal instinct to protect what you think you've earned.

It's a bit like someone posted a wave scale thing somewhere a short while ago, a wave scale off this forum. I found a few old posts of mine arguing in support of how it's done. People arguing against "but it doesn't make sense". It's almost beyond comprehension to me that people don't understand how things are done. Watch any asp webcast. Read any (decent) surfing swell report.

Say you work at a big company and you decide to drive. You reckon the MD or the CEO has equal rights to everyone else, you reckon you can pull into their park if you're there first?

Imagine at your local break if a 15 year old kid had the same rights as an English blow-in who had the same rights as a 20 year local and there were even just 20 guys out. You reckon anyone's getting any waves? There's a hierarchy for a reason, it just makes things work smoother. Pay your dues, earn respect.

It's almost like you have no anthropological knowledge at all ...

thePup
13831 posts
27 Feb 2014 7:04PM
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Beer ..... I want to blog about beer ..... gettin' some nice waves this weekend too ..... smoking hot Goldie Gals also ..... not much else is all that interesting ..... oh scooping Lotto is cool

Lacey ... where's that bloody ex-Prez

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 7:07PM
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jbshack said..

I don't think i missed it at all. When i started at maybe 13 i knew my place, but i didn't have older guys trying to take my gear of me..Ive seen this kind of behaviour and frankly its often not about teaching a "nice cuddly" lesson that Legion is now trying to paint. Its more about stupid guys who think they are better then others and they have right of way. Localism is often just about forming a small gang, for want of a better word, to try and get seniority over a spot.. Its about making fun at someone else's expense. Wait for it, its called Bullying..


Just wait until I tell you about what goes on to apprentice tradies. You're going to have a heart attack or maybe a stroke ...

Try to concentrate on the Plight of the Grommets after the Drum Lines. We'll do Apprentices next year.

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
27 Feb 2014 7:16PM
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Well everything you have said is how I grew up....then sadly,like the rest of the world,civil libertarians and do gooders have ****ed up the systems....

I still think nick would agree

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
27 Feb 2014 10:23PM
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JB is spot on .

The legion way is just your meat head mentality .

Iocals can get waves without having an attitude like that, purely with local knowledge , on positioning .

Most blowins are usually fairly sharing anyhow , there's no need to be a stamped card carring member of the crowd to get waves. It just happens naturally.

And as far as putting grommets in their place in the line up . If the older blokes are trying that old chestnut ,it's because they are getting too old lazy and slow To paddle.

JB right, it's bullying .

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
27 Feb 2014 10:40PM
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Legion said..

jbshack said..

I don't think i missed it at all. When i started at maybe 13 i knew my place, but i didn't have older guys trying to take my gear of me..Ive seen this kind of behaviour and frankly its often not about teaching a "nice cuddly" lesson that Legion is now trying to paint. Its more about stupid guys who think they are better then others and they have right of way. Localism is often just about forming a small gang, for want of a better word, to try and get seniority over a spot.. Its about making fun at someone else's expense. Wait for it, its called Bullying..


Just wait until I tell you about what goes on to apprentice tradies. You're going to have a heart attack or maybe a stroke ...

Try to concentrate on the Plight of the Grommets after the Drum Lines. We'll do Apprentices next year.



This bloke is living in the dark ages, now he's suggesting that apprentice abuse. Is still the norm !

I rest my case !


Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 7:42PM
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I've been too slow to outpaddle a grom for years. They froth around and paddle like crazy and only stay out for an hour. And then another wave of them comes as the first group leaves. They're like zombies, but the fast moving 28 Days Later/Dawn of the Dead (2004) kind.

I'm turning over a new leaf. Catch a wave, form an orderly queue behind the other 30 people and wait my turn.

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 7:54PM
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This bloke is living in the dark ages, now he's suggesting that apprentice abuse. Is still the norm !


Is it not? I don't know, I'm not a tradie. But I was a labourer once upon a time and was used to not getting all the cushy jobs, for sure. Longest hours, dirtiest jobs on the crew. You know, that hierarchy thing again. Maybe I should go back to labouring if things have changed.

I would put money on if I asked young grommie whether his feewings were hurt by the nasty buwwying, he'd say "nah, I'm right" and secretly be pretty damn stoked at being accepted into the group.

Maybe I'm the naive one in this new age world and dinosaurs like me and a few others are a dying breed. I was still glad to see it that day though.

As I said, others also got feewings hurt by being dropped in on. Two or three people intentionally dropping in on many, many waves. Guys pushing each other off their boards and tipping each other up. There were tears and screams of indignation and outrage all up and down the beach.

Grommie got tipped off a couple of times, board stolen and pushed away once or twice, he stole the thief's board briefly, dropped in on many times. He definitely got it the worst of everyone but how naive of me, I somehow missed his bawling and crying (but didn't fail to notice everyone else crying and stamping their feet).

Read the first sentence of that paragraph again. Is that bullying? What about the previous paragraph, when everyone was doing the same to everyone else? Is that different? Why? If he took it in good humour, does that change the outcome?

I kind of feel sorry for you, jb. Friends and mates play pranks on each other, all the time. You obviously missed out on all that. grommie was being included.

At no stage was he physically hurt or in danger. I feel like some kind of touchy-feely tree-hugger even having to explain this to the PC brigade.

Air80
102 posts
27 Feb 2014 8:23PM
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sorry but it is bullying..

They are not your waves, they are not the so called locals waves, they are not the bloke who surfs the same break for 30 yrs waves, they are not the little grom who is learning to surf's wave, they are not the back packer from OS who is here to experience Australia's waves waves and they are not my waves......
they are everybody's wave to share the enjoyment

you go to surf to have fun!! not get agro, push others around or wave the appendage between your legs about cause your the biggest cock out there.. people must forget about the feeling of fun that surfing is and we are all time poor and want our surf to be the best it can be and get the sh%ts when someone ruins what we see as what is rightfully ours, but it is not ours - it is everyone's .

put some math into it on average the period of waves is every 7-10 seconds = 6 waves a minute, 360 waves an hour 10 hrs of daylight = 3600 waves a day ---- at one break......... and people cant share???? and have to assert their perceived dominance over others......WTF

get back to the original post - any one have a good one liner to reply to an uneducated troglodite trying to put sh%t on you for having a paddle in your hands in the surf.

I like the "mum" one and the swing the "titanic/pasha bulker" about

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 8:34PM
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Air80 said..
put some math into it on average the period of waves is every 7-10 seconds = 6 waves a minute, 360 waves an hour 10 hrs of daylight = 3600 waves a day ---- at one break.........


I want to surf where you surf. Around here, I'd put it closer to a decent three wave set every five minutes on an average day, or about a tenth of the amount of waves of your spot. 30 guys out, that's 12 waves every day if you surf all day. Or if you surf for an hour, about 1.2 waves an hour. It's better on the days with only 20 out, you get 1.8 waves an hour. I'm moving though - where do you live?

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 8:39PM
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Air80 said..
sorry but it is bullying.../quote]

How about my other question - what about the guys doing it to guys the same age? What about the guys doing it to their "elders", if you'll allow me to indulge myself? Is that reverse bullying? What about when there were three on a wave? My mind's blown even trying to work out that one.

FFS, it was a group of surfers who all knew each other (including grommie, it's not like he was a first-time stranger, he's well known to the crew) having fun on a down day while you all protested drum lines on the internet. He was being a cheeky little grommie who knew exactly what he was doing, calling priority off the older crew on a 1' throwaway day.

Surfing with you guys must be boring.

Next time we'll sit around in a circle and chant as Moon-Child Lotus-Flower grommie gets elevated to the head of the queue. As he trims in to the beach shooting the curl, we'll raise our mugs of mead to the Goddess, braid each others' hair and man-hug.

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
27 Feb 2014 9:37PM
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Legion said..


SandS said..
This bloke is living in the dark ages, now he's suggesting that apprentice abuse. Is still the norm !



Is it not? I don't know, I'm not a tradie. But I was a labourer once upon a time and was used to not getting all the cushy jobs, for sure. Longest hours, dirtiest jobs on the crew. You know, that hierarchy thing again. Maybe I should go back to labouring if things have changed.

I would put money on if I asked young grommie whether his feewings were hurt by the nasty buwwying, he'd say "nah, I'm right" and secretly be pretty damn stoked at being accepted into the group.

Maybe I'm the naive one in this new age world and dinosaurs like me and a few others are a dying breed. I was still glad to see it that day though.

As I said, others also got feewings hurt by being dropped in on. Two or three people intentionally dropping in on many, many waves. Guys pushing each other off their boards and tipping each other up. There were tears and screams of indignation and outrage all up and down the beach.

Grommie got tipped off a couple of times, board stolen and pushed away once or twice, he stole the thief's board briefly, dropped in on many times. He definitely got it the worst of everyone but how naive of me, I somehow missed his bawling and crying (but didn't fail to notice everyone else crying and stamping their feet).

Read the first sentence of that paragraph again. Is that bullying? What about the previous paragraph, when everyone was doing the same to everyone else? Is that different? Why? If he took it in good humour, does that change the outcome?

I kind of feel sorry for you, jb. Friends and mates play pranks on each other, all the time. You obviously missed out on all that. grommie was being included.

At no stage was he physically hurt or in danger. I feel like some kind of touchy-feely tree-hugger even having to explain this to the PC brigade.


Yes you are a dinosaur, and as for a dying bread, thank god for that..

I Wont continue on here, because this thread was started to help a guy who is getting verbal abuse by some grumpy old dinosaurs in the surf. But if you wanted to start another thread about just what bullying is mate id be glad to hear, how its okay for a pack of blokes to pick on individual and what makes that okay

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
27 Feb 2014 10:06PM
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Moral Outrage!

I'm hungry, think I might have some dying bread for dinner.

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
28 Feb 2014 8:20AM
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I come from the bully era - surf and trade and that's what it was even back then - bullying by bully boys . There no other explanation for it. Im done

teatrea
QLD, 4177 posts
28 Feb 2014 9:49AM
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I dropped in on a grommie the other day , and he gave me a sprayI thought it was pretty funnyAfter waiting patientley for some time , caught one out a bit wide and the young fella was clearly not going to make it so i took my opportunity., . I nearly always hang wide and then paddle in if the coast is clear , rather than stand aroung amongst the prone guys. I half agree with Legion on some points , but bullying or harrassement is just stupid.I got into a bit of trouble when first learning and now accept my place in the pecking order , mostlyBut all it takes is for the heroes to put their ego away , say hey mate just thought id let you know your doing the wrong thing , looks like ya learning this caper can i help you out. Most would reply sure no problem , some will bite. Better than giving them a mouthfull or being threatening and ruining both your days.Seems to me we are becoming more and more competetive , which i rekon is not a good thing Anyway happy days , the surfs up and I have to go to bed

Tang
VIC, 580 posts
28 Feb 2014 3:07PM
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Geez, three pages and only a handful of smart-rse one-liners.....the boys are right about the bullying and carry on in the water being too old school. But that's what I grew up with too, and I'd have to generally agree with Legion about the order in the lineup that ensued (save for the paranoid fool who occupies almost every lineup) and the issue of the mature-age learner not understanding the concept of apprenticeship or their own danger potential in the water. I agree to a point with Air80, but there needs to be some order in the water commensurate with familiarity with the break, ability and whether its your turn. Given that beginners don't often understand these things, I wonder what other options there are for some sort of order. You only have to surf Torquay point in Xmas holidays to see how pear-shaped and dangerous it can get with loads of beginners in the water.

Since the incident in question (which I can handle, it's just that my wit failed me miserably), i was talking to one of the boys and he told me that the bloke in question moved down from melbourne about 5 years ago and must have had something happen with sups as he apparently orders every supper in! Funny that I surf out there a lot and have never seen him. And he's no dinosaur, more like mid-40s......ooops showing my age there. I surf all the name breaks around Torquay and rarely get hassled, and have even had the good old boys ask me to have a word with the greedy sups in the water. If you pay respect, wait your turn and don't blow set waves things are generally ok, plus if you call people into sets/let them know one is coming it keeps everyone on side too.

Anyway, I was after your wit, folks.......c'mon c'mon.

SUPDOC
108 posts
28 Feb 2014 12:48PM
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Hey Tang...some wit(or *#&@wit) talked about peace in the middle east...
I'm no help with the one liners though...

GizzieNZ
4103 posts
28 Feb 2014 1:37PM
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macs said..

i agree gizzie....say hi to guy for me ...


Am sure guy must be okay......haven't really noticed him lately.
Still see "pipe fins" advertised occasionally on trade me

This topic has become so diverse I suspect I can sneak my favourite Gidget surfing vid in

Leroy13
VIC, 1174 posts
28 Feb 2014 4:45PM
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macs said..

i agree gizzie....say hi to guy for me ...



Am sure guy must be okay......haven't really noticed him lately.
Still see "pipe fins" advertised occasionally on trade me

This topic has become so diverse I suspect I can sneak my favourite Gidget surfing vid in


Just get to four pages FFS!!! .

Piros
QLD, 7003 posts
28 Feb 2014 5:38PM
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I think the point you guys are missing that Legion is trying get across is , the Sup has taken out the crawl before you walk phase in surfing which is causing all the problems. Anyone that is half decent on a shortboard has put years into it to get to that stage , along the way they learn the rules & respect code that goes with it. But the Sup has enabled punters to get into the line up in just months or weeks. I'm talking about Sup riders who have never surfed before and all of a sudden they are in the line up oblivious to who is surfing around them. It's the new breed of Sup Super Kooks that is blowing it for the seasoned Suppers.

The second phase of the SSK is he gets better , grows horns and starts catching everything burning even more surfers and cleaning them up when he gets caught in front of them. Phase 3 is worst they worst when they start backing themselves beyond their ability taking off out wide and not making the take off and landing on them as they duck dive. It's up to us (seasoned Suppers) to go over to these guys and sit down and tune them on what's right and wrong.

Might seem a bit harsh but that's reality. I'm so sick of pulling up to a carpark or paddling out and copping stink eye before I have even caught a wave but that's why it is. Teach respect and show respect and things will change and if it's a super crowded spot go somewhere else , that's the best part of being on a Sup we can surf anything and let the shortboard floxum drop in on each other in peace.

Peace Out

colas
5084 posts
28 Feb 2014 4:25PM
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Legion said..

When you were at school, do you reckon the year 8s had the same rights as the year 12s?


Yes, and it is what is called civilization. What did you learn in school?
"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."

Kami
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28 Feb 2014 5:03PM
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colas said..

Legion said..

When you were at school, do you reckon the year 8s had the same rights as the year 12s?


Yes, and it is what is called civilization. What did you learn in school?
"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."


Dear Colas sorry to tall you this , don't need to go to school to know the surfing rules.
Pyros told the truth about the second form

Clarky
QLD, 290 posts
28 Feb 2014 7:59PM
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A friend of mine got called a Co@k smoker. I thought that was funny.

husq2100
QLD, 2031 posts
28 Feb 2014 8:33PM
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I think im going to get some SSK t-shrts made for when I surf



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