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The force was to strong for young Mac
thats right Mac has gone to the DARK SIDE 666
Lacey is his father 
hoax. it will never happen.
the longboard room christmas shindig is more realistic and thats a pipe dream.
the things mac does to keep the peasants occupied
Mac if you hang in that room you'll never comeback, god that means your going to buy a bumbag for those long 666 trips
i have this theory concerning mals riders and their coffee set ups.
so when they pull up at some sedate half baked wave, the first thing they do even before they get their beaver tail wetsuits out is to get out the thermos and pour a cup and drink the coffee their partners/carers have made them
now this is where they check two things out.
one- did they miss their mouth and dribble it down their shirt front-this to check if they are coordinated today
two- after the coffee they feel for a pulse to see if the coffee kicked started the heart again, if so then their right to go for a surf.
i can't be to harsh as this is actually a public service safety initiative- god bless them
ok well instead of surfing tomorrow morning we'll have an intervention, we'll tie him up to a light pole on the boardwalk at rainbow & slap him with a paddle until he comes to his senses.
Actually we'd better not slap him too hard, kill too many brain cells & he'll fit right in with the world of sup.
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... All that bulk in the gym now he needs the added flexibility.... Anyway guess its not surprising he wants a boat... He has the shoes.
OK Vanders sat me down and said wtf are you thinking mate,I got scared and promised to put the idea out of my head.
