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Created by Ted the Kiwi > 9 months ago, 17 Jun 2014
Cobra
9106 posts
15 May 2015 3:29PM
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^^^ plenty of wanker pubs in Australia

Macaha
QLD, 21885 posts
15 May 2015 7:55PM
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This could turn ugly


www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Rod-Hocker-what-can-I-say/

SP
10979 posts
15 May 2015 6:02PM
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likely it will

Might get the popcorn ready..

SP
10979 posts
15 May 2015 6:11PM
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Funny..

beachgrit.com/2015/05/ordinary-kooks-and-their-extraordinary-wipeouts/

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
16 May 2015 11:34AM
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Game on

thePup
13831 posts
16 May 2015 9:55AM
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Geez not good shizz though is it

Cobra
9106 posts
16 May 2015 6:31PM
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deuscustoms.com/media/film/north-to-noosa-trailer/

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
17 May 2015 11:44AM
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Kinda makes me laugh when they say no planning was involved - just 3 blokes, their boards and their bikes. I see at least two support vehicles along for the ride as well! I imagine a bit of thought went into it. Anyway should be a good watch.

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
17 May 2015 10:14AM
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Ted the Kiwi said...


Kinda makes me laugh when they say no planning was involved - just 3 blokes, their boards and their bikes. I see at least two support vehicles along for the ride as well! I imagine a bit of thought went into it. Anyway should be a good watch.


That's the hipster sh1t train that they all love. The sense of adventure, doing it bare bones and living by ones wits......just as long as mummy is not far away or their hair cream and poo infested beards can still be maintained

Cobra
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17 May 2015 10:31AM
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Ted the Kiwi said..




Kinda makes me laugh when they say no planning was involved - just 3 blokes, their boards and their bikes. I see at least two support vehicles along for the ride as well! I imagine a bit of thought went into it. Anyway should be a good watch.


Come off it Ted next you're going to say Home & away isn't real


Macaha
QLD, 21885 posts
17 May 2015 1:07PM
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Game on


Posts deleted,but very mature of the guy who did it,the topic should sink fast to the second page the guy does not deserve his name up in lights imo.
To pay money and have to wait a long time for a board is bad enough but to pay and not receive a board or a refund is just fked.

SP
10979 posts
29 May 2015 8:50AM
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First dates. Anyone beat this.. ???

UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman is one of the best fighters in the world. He also has serious bowel problems. The 30-year-old from New York has revealed he spent most of the immediate build-up to his fight against Vitor Belfort at UFC 187 last weekend fearing he’d soil himself.


. But that story has nothing on the one he recounted last month about his first date with now wife Marivi.
“My first date with my wife is a crazy story ... so I go to her house, we’re hanging out. She goes and takes a shower. I was best friends with her brother — my brother-in-law now — he was a wrestler on the wrestling team and I started dating his sister,” said Weidman, during a taping of UFC Tonight.

“So she’s taking a shower and all of a sudden I have to go to the bathroom, number two. And I have an issue — when I need to go, I need to go. I’ll write a book one day.

“Her parents are in the living room and there’s only one other bathroom upstairs and it was their personal bathroom for their bedroom, so I can’t take a dump in their bathroom.

“So I go and knock on Marivi’s door while she’s taking a shower and say ‘Marivi, can you hurry up?’ and she’s like ‘I’m taking a shower’. So I’m pacing back and forth in the room and I start breaking out in a sweat so I go back to the door one more time, ‘Marivi, can you please hurry up?’ and she yells ‘What?’. So I’m back in the room and the next thing I know it’s coming. She’s not going to open the door, there’s nowhere to run ... (but) there’s this little office garbage can in the corner. So I’m like ‘this is happening’.

“So I pulled down my pants ... and completely filled her office garbage can.
“So I’ve got a whole bag full of s***. I take the crap, wrap it up and go outside past the parents and out where all the garbage cans are on the street.
“As I come back in the house I’ve got her parents saying ‘you stink, Vinny (brother), what the hell you farted.’ The whole house stinks like crap.
“So I go back inside, Marivi’s still in the shower, there’s this crap on the floor now, so I hear her coming out the door, so I take my sock off, throw it on top of the crap, and I sat on the bed. Of course I didn’t wipe my butt. Nothing. Most disgusting feeling ever.
“So I’m sitting there, and she comes out of the shower, and I’m sitting there like an angel on the bed, and it smells, and there’s no garbage bag in her garbage can any more.

“My wife’s like a detective. She looks at me, looks at the garbage can, and says ‘Did you just s*** in my garbage can?!’. “She’s been with me ever since.”
Yes. That. Happened.

Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
29 May 2015 11:44AM
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SP said..
First dates. Anyone beat this.. ???

UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman is one of the best fighters in the world. He also has serious bowel problems. The 30-year-old from New York has revealed he spent most of the immediate build-up to his fight against Vitor Belfort at UFC 187 last weekend fearing he’d soil himself.


. But that story has nothing on the one he recounted last month about his first date with now wife Marivi.
“My first date with my wife is a crazy story ... so I go to her house, we’re hanging out. She goes and takes a shower. I was best friends with her brother — my brother-in-law now — he was a wrestler on the wrestling team and I started dating his sister,” said Weidman, during a taping of UFC Tonight.

“So she’s taking a shower and all of a sudden I have to go to the bathroom, number two. And I have an issue — when I need to go, I need to go. I’ll write a book one day.

“Her parents are in the living room and there’s only one other bathroom upstairs and it was their personal bathroom for their bedroom, so I can’t take a dump in their bathroom.

“So I go and knock on Marivi’s door while she’s taking a shower and say ‘Marivi, can you hurry up?’ and she’s like ‘I’m taking a shower’. So I’m pacing back and forth in the room and I start breaking out in a sweat so I go back to the door one more time, ‘Marivi, can you please hurry up?’ and she yells ‘What?’. So I’m back in the room and the next thing I know it’s coming. She’s not going to open the door, there’s nowhere to run ... (but) there’s this little office garbage can in the corner. So I’m like ‘this is happening’.

“So I pulled down my pants ... and completely filled her office garbage can.
“So I’ve got a whole bag full of s***. I take the crap, wrap it up and go outside past the parents and out where all the garbage cans are on the street.
“As I come back in the house I’ve got her parents saying ‘you stink, Vinny (brother), what the hell you farted.’ The whole house stinks like crap.
“So I go back inside, Marivi’s still in the shower, there’s this crap on the floor now, so I hear her coming out the door, so I take my sock off, throw it on top of the crap, and I sat on the bed. Of course I didn’t wipe my butt. Nothing. Most disgusting feeling ever.
“So I’m sitting there, and she comes out of the shower, and I’m sitting there like an angel on the bed, and it smells, and there’s no garbage bag in her garbage can any more.

“My wife’s like a detective. She looks at me, looks at the garbage can, and says ‘Did you just s*** in my garbage can?!’. “She’s been with me ever since.”
Yes. That. Happened.


Fark bro I am creasing with laughter here....nice one!!

MickPC
8266 posts
29 May 2015 9:54AM
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+1 LOL

Cobra
9106 posts
29 May 2015 1:29PM
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that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.

i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.

we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole

still running.

BAD IDEA

i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.


obct
NSW, 3487 posts
29 May 2015 4:05PM
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FMFAO

I almost crapped my pants laughing

asea
NSW, 5510 posts
29 May 2015 4:16PM
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MickPC said..
+1 LOL



+2

NewScotty
2350 posts
29 May 2015 3:43PM
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I couldn't help myself and extended my usual 50 word reading limit. Very funny stories there.
Have you got a few hours ?
I've got a few.

thePup
13831 posts
29 May 2015 5:07PM
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hahaha now that's a good girl who actually does takes crap

Cobra
9106 posts
29 May 2015 7:06PM
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good clip

not longboarding






MickPC
8266 posts
30 May 2015 9:07AM
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^Awesome

bazell
NSW, 120 posts
30 May 2015 5:56PM
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Thats is a great vid. Thanks for posting

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
1 Jun 2015 11:49PM
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cobra . ......... best surfing vid ever !!!!! ive only seen the first 14 min !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Macaha
QLD, 21885 posts
2 Jun 2015 8:05AM
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SandS said..

cobra . ......... best surfing vid ever !!!!! ive only seen the first 14 min !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


just finished watching it great clip

SP
10979 posts
2 Jun 2015 3:26PM
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fine line between proud an ashamed.,,

www.monsterchildren.com/34596/top-seven-secret-shames/

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
2 Jun 2015 6:36PM
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That's gold SP

E T
QLD, 2286 posts
2 Jun 2015 7:14PM
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Cobra said..
that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.

i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.

we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole

still running.

BAD IDEA

i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.




I just Sharted reading that Cobra.

Freaking hilarious.

Hope me you washed your hands.

ET.

SP
10979 posts
2 Jun 2015 5:27PM
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E T said...
Cobra said..
that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.

i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.

we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole

still running.

BAD IDEA

i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.




I just Sharted reading that Cobra.

Freaking hilarious.

Hope me you washed your hands.

ET.


All I could think of was...

They say people are like their pets but this is ridiculous...

Macaha
QLD, 21885 posts
2 Jun 2015 8:17PM
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Good stuff Chrispy

Cobra
9106 posts
2 Jun 2015 6:17PM
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SP said..

E T said...

Cobra said..
that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.

i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.

we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole

still running.

BAD IDEA

i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.





I just Sharted reading that Cobra.

Freaking hilarious.

Hope me you washed your hands.

ET.



All I could think of was...

They say people are like their pets but this is ridiculous...


hahahaha thats gold



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