Hey guys,
Ive been frothing over longboarding for a while now but have a severe case of no style. What are some stylish moves/tricks i can work on to improve my style? Things like drop knee cutties etc. Im not wanting to be a hipster logger but i want to mix it up a bit
cheers
Thats crap ET I just want to be like Asea.
You tube some clips,hit CJ Nelson,Jackson Close or for some serious funky moves,theres a 666 team rider coming out of the closet of late,named after a surf break on the GC.
Lucky I am not drinking.....first mistake is asking for advice in here....ESPECIALLY about surfing
I tried to drop knee and almost blew it out and burst my nut sack,it is easier to watch than do
You Tube backside bitch slap,I've seen this pulled off by a seabreezer once,most under rated move in longboarding.
Yeah I'm the same Lacey, haven't been on a surf sup for over six months, zero desire to get back on one. Love practicing longboard moves on the raceboard though. Had a great sunrise sesh at tea tree the other morning with only 4 others out!! Been doing cross-leg leg drags and cross step bottom turns, also got a sweet head dip. Had a blast!!
1. Ditch the legrope
2. Grow a beard
3. Drive a beat up piece of **** (Vintage ) car...preferablly french
4. Get some canvas shorts...recycled tent material is best
5. Grab grandads beaver tail dive wetsuit's
6. Smoke a smelly roll ups while reading Tolsty/Kerouac
7. Don't move your arms
....congratulations you have now mastered the essential hipster longboarder arts...
RJK, this is a lot of information to absorb so I suggest you get some coloring in pencils, print some copies of the pic below and get to work.
And remember the tip, if you haven't coordinated the colors on the hipster, you've done it wrong.
Now start practicing and come back and see us in one week, if you've done well, we will allow you to burn your leg rope but not before
obct I think you should be asking mac and vanders for permission before using their images in a demeaning way.
mind you i'm all for it
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Hey V12 ..... would thee desire me to BEERFINE the bastardry out of mister Lacey for his filthy insolence I have a ration or three at your whim
My God Lacey you have invoked the Longboard Gods wrath
.......the Longboard Illuminati (such as the Asea , Chrispyone , Obct , Simgrom , SP , Ted , V12 et al & etc etc ) .... the Longboard Glitterati (just Macaha ) ..... the Longboard Flitterati (the rest of us unworthy & unwashed heathens ) .... the Midlengtherati (bloody Cobra) have been awoken with displeasure
You have been summonsed to appear before the tribunal and you will also be fined as follows ........ >>>>>> !!!
1. You will cop 7 Soy Lattes in a public place (such as Broadbeach Main Plaza)
2. You shall wear Boat Shoes also in a public place (the Goldie Points) for the period of no less than 2 months
3. You shall be horse whipped unmercifully by big Jim at the gym
4. You might be forced to mow the Mansion lawns with abovesaid boat shoes while wearing the Cobra gymp mask
5. You shall drink from the recepticle of McTavish & be liking it
6. Thee may very well be spanked brutally on the buttocks with a boat shoe .... a smelly uncleaned boat shoe !!!!
No appeal is granted ..... and no mercy shall be spared .... you have sinned cardinally
that is all ...... (for now)
Very public punishment I must say, but why humiliate my completely will the boat shoe torture.
Anything but the boatshoes