Select to expand quoteweiry said..
i just watched a fox footy show and they recon next year it will be like club footy
NO tolerance of fighting in origin
next thing you know they'll be riding long boards
punishment time
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..weiry said..
i just watched a fox footy show and they recon next year it will be like club footy
NO tolerance of fighting in origin
next think you know they'll be riding long boards
punishment time
lacey i was on one most of the weekend
love my bear but a log would of been perrrrrfect
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Bring it on.....
A woman goes in to see her gynaecologist in very embarrassed and distressed state.
"Now, now. Calm down and tell me the problem.", the doctor says.
"Well, it's very embarrassing", stammers the woman, "but everytime I take off my underpants, my vagina yells out 'QUEENSLANDER!!'. I don't know what to do!"
The doctor checks his calendar and nods thoughtfully,
"Don't worry!" he reassures the woman, "It's State of Origin time, you see. Lots of c^nts go around yelling that at this time of year!"
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of QLD players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer QLD fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
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Q. What do you have when 100 QLD fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between QLD and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
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Q. What do QLD fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a QLD fan.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the QLD fan - twice.
They can only count to .........
SEVEN
For those unfortunate soles that follow NSW, you read on at your own risk
Q: Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps.
A: They had pictures of NSW players on them. People couldn?t figure out which side to spit on.
Q: Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a NSW shirt?
A: The police had to dress him up in women?s underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says ?Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered.? The second surgeon says, ?Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.? The third surgeon says, ?Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.? The fourth one says, ?I prefer NSW fans. They?re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable.?
Q: If you see a NSW fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It could be your bicycle.
Q: What do NSW fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do you have when 100 NSW fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What?s the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead NSW fan on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: You?re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a NSW fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the NSW fan ? twice.
Q: What?s the difference between NSW and a get engine?
A: A jet engine eventually stops whining.
Q: How many Male NSW fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven ? one to change it, five to moan about and a Manager to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.
QUEENSLANDER?S FOREVER
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"Its a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Queensland, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from Queensland are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in New South Wales."
The jokes above we're bought to you by Kempsey....... Ie. originally from NSW but taken by QLD?...
Channel 9 got there priorities all wrong get the pollies off the box and bring on the game
Select to expand quotestuk said..
Channel 9 got there priorities all wrong get the pollies off the box and bring on the game
Wouldn't have happened in the k packer era....
Good start by the qldrs.
Just watched it live from a local sports bar talk about a ****wit crew,great result shame the forum has turned to sh1t.
NSW just cant seem to bring their kicking game for more than one game in a row or defend a wing..
Select to expand quote62mac said..
Just watched it live from a local sports bar talk about a ****wit crew,great result shame the forum has turned to sh1t.
what
Select to expand quoteweiry said...
Back to Origin
Queensland by 4 try's and gallon out cold that would be GOLD
Close 4 tries & gallons on crutches
QLD played unbelievable. Credit where credit is due but those send offs were crap. Merrin had to go but the rest should have stayed on.
well its setup for a classic Origin finnish
every Queenslander will be watching this last one.
Lawn bowls are being moved from.the tweed to cessnock now. An amazing coup for such a great sport. Congrats to brasil for smashing those pesky Spaniards as well
Bowls is good as there are young ladies playing the ripping sport nowadays ..... I'm in for that shizz oooh yeah 
Select to expand quotejokersace said..
Lawn bowls are being moved from.the tweed to cessnock now. An amazing coup for such a great sport. Congrats to brasil for smashing those pesky Spaniards as well
jeezzz mate your trying your hardest to stir the pot unless your smashing the crack pipe.
Select to expand quote62mac said..
It a breath of fresh air I believe
why have you been smelling your own farts again
Select to expand quoteweiry said..62mac said..
It a breath of fresh air I believe
why have you been smelling your own farts again
you make that sound like a bad thing
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..weiry said..62mac said..
It a breath of fresh air I believe
why have you been smelling your own farts again
you make that sound like a bad thing
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I come form NSW
And so do most if you.
Go blues.......
^^^
Well yes and no scotty mate got a feeling that the young charger Cherry-Evans will ignite tonight (excuse the wicked pun brothers) I think Queensland 18-10 .... but you just never never know
Go farken hard lads & give us a rip snorter of an origin decider
Blues by a mile.
ANZ is our house.
Looking forward to seeing Cordner on the big stage.
Select to expand quoteNewScotty said..
Blues by a mile.
ANZ is our house.
Looking forward to seeing Cordner on the big stage.
well ok - if NSW get up .... then so does Jen >>>>> deal ???????
