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People you'd like to punch

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Created by SP > 9 months ago, 13 Mar 2012
chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
19 Sep 2012 9:37PM
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62mac said...

Smash him mate


hey i was pretty polite about it all

BulldogPup
6657 posts
19 Sep 2012 8:56PM
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Love it

towball
4627 posts
21 Sep 2012 2:54PM
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the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

Scotty88
4214 posts
21 Sep 2012 3:07PM
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towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]


Make sure it's ungreased TB.
BTW what music are they playing ? Gansta rap stuff ?

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
21 Sep 2012 9:40PM
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towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]


settle down you old whiny bastard...let the kids have fun

obct
NSW, 3487 posts
22 Sep 2012 4:57AM
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towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]


I'm assuming they think they have every right to play Led Zeplin turned up to 11 at midnight.

Just like you have every right to play Barry Manilow at 7am turned up to 12 and forgetting to turn it off when you went for a wave at the same time


towball
4627 posts
22 Sep 2012 9:22AM
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Led Zeplin is just fine with me . I have been known to give him a couple of rocks on his roof when I go for a surf at 5am all ready in the water at 7 Pfffft Don't have Barry Manilow not really a music person . when I have to have head phones on to watch TV I think it;s a bit much . the noise stopped soon after I posted he's either a lurker in the green room or somone rang noise control (wasn't me )

obct said...

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]


I'm assuming they think they have every right to play Led Zeplin turned up to 11 at midnight.

Just like you have every right to play Barry Manilow at 7am turned up to 12 and forgetting to turn it off when you went for a wave at the same time





Prawnhead
NSW, 1317 posts
22 Sep 2012 11:26AM
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towball said...

Led Zeplin is just fine with me . I have been known to give him a couple of rocks on his roof when I go for a surf at 5am all ready in the water at 7 Pfffft Don't have Barry Manilow not really a music person . when I have to have head phones on to watch TV I think it;s a bit much . the noise stopped soon after I posted he's either a lurker in the green room or somone rang noise control (wasn't me )
obct said...

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]


I'm assuming they think they have every right to play Led Zeplin turned up to 11 at midnight.

Just like you have every right to play Barry Manilow at 7am turned up to 12 and forgetting to turn it off when you went for a wave at the same time








isn't that what lawnmowers /blowers were invented for
torturing the hungover...

towball
4627 posts
22 Sep 2012 9:30AM
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Pay somone to mow my lawns

Prawnhead said...

towball said...

Led Zeplin is just fine with me . I have been known to give him a couple of rocks on his roof when I go for a surf at 5am all ready in the water at 7 Pfffft Don't have Barry Manilow not really a music person . when I have to have head phones on to watch TV I think it;s a bit much . the noise stopped soon after I posted he's either a lurker in the green room or somone rang noise control (wasn't me )
obct said...

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]


I'm assuming they think they have every right to play Led Zeplin turned up to 11 at midnight.

Just like you have every right to play Barry Manilow at 7am turned up to 12 and forgetting to turn it off when you went for a wave at the same time








isn't that what lawnmowers /blowers were invented for
torturing the hungover...


smicko
WA, 2503 posts
22 Sep 2012 9:37AM
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My two year old for deciding that 4:30am is a good time to get up when it's his Mothers turn for a Saturday sleep in.

jasdeking
QLD, 1820 posts
22 Sep 2012 8:47PM
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chrispychru said...

the dick head that pulled out of the servo(4bie ute with a trailer)..went straight..then crossed two lanes without a blinker on and did a u turn in front of me.
blasted the horn as i thought my abs might kick in...the twat almost comes to a stop..oh sorry he almost did with that ricockolous stunt...then gave me the finger.

i will find you and **** in your eyeballs scrotum breath...mmm all good


was he wearing an old guys rule shirt? must have been

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
26 Sep 2012 11:05PM
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chrispychru said...

62mac said...

Smash him mate


hey i was pretty polite about it all


Yeah right It was a farrrrken stupid move on his part. Idiot.

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
27 Sep 2012 6:19AM
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Ted the Kiwi said...
chrispychru said...

62mac said...

Smash him mate


hey i was pretty polite about it all


Yeah right It was a farrrrken stupid move on his part. Idiot.


i was polite...ask andrea they usually get a juice bottle filled with ciggie butts hoiked at em

BulldogPup
6657 posts
27 Sep 2012 4:48AM
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BulldogPup
6657 posts
27 Sep 2012 6:20AM
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That shizzy Lotto dude who farked it up yet again you're delaying my solstice in byron or coffs ..... bastard bastard bastard bastard farken bastard farken

62mac
WA, 24860 posts
14 Oct 2012 6:20PM
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A couple today.

First up was the out of town yellow wagon taxi driver doing 72 in the right hand lane in a 80 zone,when I stuck it up his ar-e he hit the brakes down to 60 so I flew up beside him and gave the indian some curry.

The push bike rider who nearly ran me down as I was walking on the beach path after a surf,I wasn't looking and he said look next time so he too got a lashing he turned to have a go so he got the finger.

beerdead
NSW, 433 posts
14 Oct 2012 9:42PM
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Locky24 said...
What about little turds that work in board stores that treat everyone more than 2 years older than them like gumby's or try to sell you a board that is way to small or way to thin.

I am 6'4" and 120 KG and just a few weeks ago went into one such shop.
The kid tried to sell me a 6'4" x 19 1/2 x 2 1/2. And was trying to convince me it would float me.
WTF !!
I know its not OK but some times I would like to give some of these little grubs a stinger around the back of the ear.
And its not the first time this has happened either.
How many of you out there has this happened to also




AGREE +++. BUT ON THE EAR. NOT BEHIND IT. AND KICK EM IN THE CODS AS WELL.

beerdead
NSW, 433 posts
14 Oct 2012 9:53PM
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jasdeking said...
anyone wearing an old guys rule t shirt..

has this been said already? im sure it has





OK. Punch me, and I'll show why we rule.

Seriously though, tough guys. You know, muscular, tight T shirt wearing, head up their arse, wouldn't give you the time of day, don't give you space to pass, and have no idea how ****ing useless they really are. Or have any idea how useful that old bloke they just dismissed could be. You know, the old bloke who has a beer gut but can still kick the top of the doorway.

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
15 Oct 2012 6:46PM
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The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.

Scotty88
4214 posts
15 Oct 2012 4:50PM
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weiry said...
The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.


Mother farken big mouse trap.

SP
10979 posts
15 Oct 2012 5:14PM
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weiry said...
The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.


Shotgun....



Or hook a 12v battery up to the webber, liven it up so when the cat pisses on it it will get a zap...


chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
15 Oct 2012 7:19PM
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SP said...
weiry said...
The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.


Shotgun....



Or hook a 12v battery up to the webber, liven it up so when the cat pisses on it it will get a zap...





turn the weber into a mousetrap......with all the burners going

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
15 Oct 2012 7:21PM
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thanks boys why did i bother

SP
10979 posts
15 Oct 2012 5:24PM
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weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother


Maybe try the gen forum...


I was serious about the battery....

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
15 Oct 2012 7:28PM
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SP said...
weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother


Maybe try the gen forum...


I was serious about the battery....


i was serious about the mousetrap. hey sp, can you drag the clip out off the gen room..the clip abot how to get a putty tat[}:)]

Scotty88
4214 posts
15 Oct 2012 5:30PM
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SP said...
weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother


Maybe try the gen forum...


I was serious about the battery....


I was serious about the mouse trap as well.
Were you hoping for a serious answer to your problem. I don't know if there is one. As far as I'm concerned if a cat enters my property it's fair game.

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
15 Oct 2012 7:33PM
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SP said...
weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother


Maybe try the gen forum...


I was serious about the battery....


Fuc* the Gen

someone said chilly spray, i cant shoot it. can i only joking ..don't want to hurt it just want it to piss off

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
15 Oct 2012 7:34PM
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weiry said...
SP said...
weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother


Maybe try the gen forum...


I was serious about the battery....


Fuc* the Gen

someone said chilly spray, i cant shoot it. can i only joking ..don't want to hurt it just want it to piss off


weiry hit the search on here for the cat trap or something...it is a crazy good clip

SP
10979 posts
15 Oct 2012 5:39PM
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chrispychru said...
weiry said...
SP said...
weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother


Maybe try the gen forum...


I was serious about the battery....


Fuc* the Gen

someone said chilly spray, i cant shoot it. can i only joking ..don't want to hurt it just want it to piss off


weiry hit the search on here for the cat trap or something...it is a crazy good clip



Is it this 1?
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Cats-4/?SearchTerms=Cat,trap


I can't see the clips on the iPad so haven't seen it ..

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
15 Oct 2012 7:45PM
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will do Chrispy.
true story
while living in Victoria i once caught a neighbours cat with a possum trap and a chicken Mcnugget



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