Sadly the Fat girl has plugged in the Boombox , skolled 3 sixpacks , smashed two chooks , 10 Pies , had 3 roots with Eddie the Eagle , 2 showers and is screeching out "I got big balls" mate 
...... and it looks like she's getting her Passion Killers off ready to chuck at us all geez
Select to expand quoteNewScotty said..
The fat lady hasn't even plugged in the microphone yet TB. 
That's ok I have my leave blower working 69 runs to win from 38.5 overs not often we get to see this 
Select to expand quotetowball said...NewScotty said..
The fat lady hasn't even plugged in the microphone yet TB.
That's ok I have my leave blower working 69 runs to win from 38.5 overs not often we get to see this 
Farkin leaf blowers.
Perhaps this was the loss we had to have.
Indo Ted will love that comment.
Select to expand quoteNewScotty said..
Microphone's plugged in and "testing 1,2".
Anderson gone
Select to expand quotetowball said...
I think she might have put it away again Scotty
I think she doesn't know wtf to do.
Wow what a finish.
Starc on a hat trick.
One of the strangest days of cricket you ever will see...
Wel done kiwi's and good effort Aussie for making a game out of it.
Won't forget that game in a hurry.
That had everything.
Well done to the Kiwis.
Aussies fought well.
Just back from an awesome day diving and seen the result.
Anyone seen Weiry or Cobra? Would love to give it to him right now if I could
New Zealand won by 1 wicket (with 161 balls remaining)
Looks like we were just cruising away and decided to give up a few wickets to keep the crowd on edge. Piece of cake.
Well done you Kiwi rippers !!!!! Maybe they also play cricket in heaven as well as rugby after all
Geez that Fat girl is a sadistic wench ..... all I can say is thank the lordy for beer NZ 1 ... Oz nil
Talking about stubbies. Did you notice that they still allow the punters inside the ground to imbibe their beers in glass stubbies. Yet another example of NZ personal responsibility.
Unlike the nanny state here in Oz where we aren't trusted to behave. I suppose at least we have the plastic beer cup snake to keep us amused.
Cobra did you see this
Mitchell Johnson suffered at the hands of the NZ top order, conceding 50 runs from his first 22 balls and it could be argued he was the difference between the two sides.
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..
Cobra did you see this
Mitchell Johnson suffered at the hands of the NZ top order, conceding 50 runs from his first 22 balls and it could be argued he was the difference between the two sides.
Cobblers is very quiet ATM Ted .
Select to expand quotetowball said...Ted the Kiwi said..
Cobra did you see this
Mitchell Johnson suffered at the hands of the NZ top order, conceding 50 runs from his first 22 balls and it could be argued he was the difference between the two sides.
Cobblers is very quiet ATM Ted .
Yes indeed TB. He loves to give it out but goes missing when it doesn't go his way. He is like one of those kids who takes his bat and ball home when things are not going his way
Bask in the glory lads ..... Home semis are in the bag for youse blokes , our mugs went too hard too early & it didn't come off in the end
Ted you would have been proud of Martin Crowe went out to bat an over for Cornwall his old Auckland Club , stayed in the whole Innings not out gutsy stuff
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..towball said...Ted the Kiwi said..
Cobra did you see this
Mitchell Johnson suffered at the hands of the NZ top order, conceding 50 runs from his first 22 balls and it could be argued he was the difference between the two sides.
Cobblers is very quiet ATM Ted .
Yes indeed TB. He loves to give it out but goes missing when it doesn't go his way. He is like one of those kids who takes his bat and ball home when things are not going his way
Select to expand quoteCobra said..
FFS they win one game and listen to them
O we have won more than one game Cocko
listening to England V Sri Lanka on ABC Geoff Boycott was very certain that it will be different should we cross paths at the MCG in the Semi.
AUstralia had better make the final - I've got tickets and the wife & I are going to Melbourne for the weekend without kids!!
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You palm off the groms , get the girl away to Melbo for a dirty weekender .......................................................... and you're going to the cricket
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You palm off the groms , get the girl away to Melbo for a dirty weekender .......................................................... and you're going to the cricket
Yes Marvellous effort that 
Well done against that powerhouse fellas - good to see you back in control
DAVID Warner belted a century off just 92 balls as Australia looked set for a massive total after being sent in to bat against Afghanistan at the WACA Ground. After 31 overs the Aussies were flying on 1-207, with Warner not out on 133 and Steve Smith cruising on 67 n.o.
