Morning all no -ucking beaver tails round here had me tanker out at the pipe , trying to look like a hipster au shoot had me leggy on
Morning all anyone thinking about coming over for some skiing this the year ,next week is probably the week . We have snow forecast down to 200mtrs even in the north island a.Waters going to be great when it melts.
Morning all I think the dream is finally over...for the last 18 days it has been at least 3 foot and offshore...today that run ended
Morning all. Just finished a work course and heading down soon with the barge in tow. If it's no good I'll do a river paddle instead ( hard work )
And it's a good morning to all of you sublimely handsome arrangements of wicked longboard bastards ..... time to get yer arses into gear & manifest yourselves into magnificence There will be Boardpornographics to leer malevolently at Every chance there might be some Goldie chickybabe who needs a helping hand to .... well just a helping hand it's a bloody certainty there'll be a farkload of NSW boys feeling like crap that's been run over twice by a Kenworth truck you will need time to think up a ripper of an excuse for yourself so that Beer can be consumed at the mate's place later and how the fark you can sneak back in without copping it for days afterwards up ya get ya waveswines ..... life aint a waitress at the local poledancers club with nothin' much on time to stick ya glorious snout in amongst it all & snort the farkery out of it
Word on the street is there are at least 3 Queenslanders keeping board porn up their sleeves.
Good morning QLD,ACT,SA,TAS,WA,NT not sure where NSW is they haven't turned up yet.
What a fantastic sleep that was, oh yeah I just remembered why.
Withholding board porn???? Name & shame!
what a beautiful day to live in queensland
Response of a champion
Morning lads.
I'm pumped for Origin tonight.
I reckon we can do it.
Had the weirdest dream last night that we got ....
what a beautiful day to live in queensland
You wouldn't believe what it's like here to scared to pee get stuck to the bowel morning all
what a beautiful day to live in queensland
You wouldn't believe what it's like here to scared to pee get stuck to the bowel morning all
Sounds horrible TB, must be time for a visit to the tropics??
Snow Snow and more Snow right around us all roads closed over night , first time I have ever been able to see snow out the kitchen window but the worst bit is I've got to work stock taking done up like a bloody eskemo
I say young chaps it's a spiffingly good morning well it's Friday all over red rover for the week no more ponces last of the morning traffic gestapo time to polish up yer bellend in readiness for the weekend's filth , depravity & the odd morsel of debauchery time to have a quick stealthy glance under sheets at our girl's magnificent silky knickers - it'll perk up yer Friday trust me make sure there's enough milk in the fridge for her morning muesli don't flick her satan worshipping cat's ears it aint worth the pain & suffering fark the carpool - drive yerself in so yer can get the fark out your way and avoid Tristan the farken Turnip's rancid farts from the back seat ...... mmmmmmmm can you sniff an imminent wicked weekend
Good morning,gale force winds here this morning,swells a massive 0 to 0.5 foot looks like another lay day.
Morning chaps. Bit of a chill in the morning here as well. Been sleeping under a blanket the last few nights.
Morning chaps. Bit of a chill in the morning here as well. Been sleeping under a blanket the last few nights.
You must have a fever Ted
Seriously it's a bit cold of late. Motorbike rides pre dawn definitely require a jumper these days. It is winter after all. Will be bringing back my 2mm vest for the dawnie next trip back to Oz