Cripes Ted 
Edit: Actually I can safely say that I've never worn nut holsters - phewwwww 
I'll fess up...I have a SUP and wear sluggos.....but never do both at the same time...
To be honest there was a set of blokes in sluggos against normally dressed people....it looked like a hell of a lot of fun....the paddling standard was extremely poor so we could have hauled some asse I reckon The crowd in the pub was having a jolly good laugh at / with them all and lots of passer-bys were stopping for a look as well. I have never seen that game played before but IF (and thats a big IF) I was around a bunch of 666's that were keen to play something similar I would definitely give it a crack
I can't believe I'm saying this Ted, but a game of football using those things would probably be fun.
You would really feel like you've had a workout.
I guess there's a use for them after all.
Although, I think I'd be using a soft top if I was doing it, I imagine the tackles could get a bit hard on the boards after a short time.
^^^
why is it that I just see you lunging out and shoulder charging some poor old sapper geez
Oh wait a tick , shoulder chargings' just been banned 
