Select to expand quoteE T said..
Come on fellas, there is nothing boring about flat water paddling.
For sure ocean paddling is more taxing, takes more concentration and is a much harder workout.
But on the flat water there is lots of scenery!!!!
Nary a day goes by, up here, when there is not some lovely female specimen paddling past, sun baking or just being.
The best thing is when they say hello and ask if you could give them a few tips or if you could tell them if they are doing it right,
Of course I offer up my best advice and take a little time to hand over a few pointers.
Whilst this is happening one gets to enjoy the scantily clad female form.
Flat water - I love it for these reasons.
ET.
I've seen ET giving lessons,
Select to expand quotechrispy said..E T said...
Come on fellas, there is nothing boring about flat water paddling.
For sure ocean paddling is more taxing, takes more concentration and is a much harder workout.
But on the flat water there is lots of scenery!!!!
Nary a day goes by, up here, when there is not some lovely female specimen paddling past, sun baking or just being.
The best thing is when they say hello and ask if you could give them a few tips or if you could tell them if they are doing it right,
Of course I offer up my best advice and take a little time to hand over a few pointers.
Whilst this is happening one gets to enjoy the scantily clad female form.
Flat water - I love it for these reasons.
ET.
Pfffft to that,you just sound like someone who is trying to convince themselves it's fun.
I lo've my 666 but this flat water fun wore off pretty quick,thank God for crab pots.
Unless your a disciplined freak like ll,well it's just boring.
chrispy, obviously nobody has shown you how to paddle properly. given, i would go mad if only had a lake to paddle
I'm very concerned about Vanders,he called today asking about a midweek paddle,any other week it would be for a surf.
Select to expand quote62mac said..
I'm very concerned about Vanders,he called today asking about a midweek paddle,any other week it would be for a surf.
no saving him now mac.
the dark side is strong 
Select to expand quoteweiry said..62mac said..
I'm very concerned about Vanders,he called today asking about a midweek paddle,any other week it would be for a surf.
no saving him now mac.
the dark side is strong
So should we try or set him free
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..chrispy said..E T said...
Come on fellas, there is nothing boring about flat water paddling.
For sure ocean paddling is more taxing, takes more concentration and is a much harder workout.
But on the flat water there is lots of scenery!!!!
Nary a day goes by, up here, when there is not some lovely female specimen paddling past, sun baking or just being.
The best thing is when they say hello and ask if you could give them a few tips or if you could tell them if they are doing it right,
Of course I offer up my best advice and take a little time to hand over a few pointers.
Whilst this is happening one gets to enjoy the scantily clad female form.
Flat water - I love it for these reasons.
ET.
Pfffft to that,you just sound like someone who is trying to convince themselves it's fun.
I lo've my 666 but this flat water fun wore off pretty quick,thank God for crab pots.
Unless your a disciplined freak like ll,well it's just boring.
nobody has shown you how to paddle properly. given, i would go mad if only had a lake to paddle
Nobody has told him how to crab properly neither
Select to expand quote62mac said..weiry said..62mac said..
I'm very concerned about Vanders,he called today asking about a midweek paddle,any other week it would be for a surf.
no saving him now mac.
the dark side is strong
So should we try or set him free
come mac, get with the program. vanders probably looked at the forecast. it' sh1te
looks like vanders should be the mentor and mac the rookie
Select to expand quote62mac said..weiry said..62mac said..
I'm very concerned about Vanders,he called today asking about a midweek paddle,any other week it would be for a surf.
no saving him now mac.
the dark side is strong
So should we try or set him free
Mac you are now named Dr frankenstein
yes mac you have created a monster
mate he was frothing for more I told him to join the elite crew 5.30am training ins and outs
The grom and I are pretty good with the crab pots thanks Weiry
Lacey I paddle well considering I had Jacko,Travis and Jamie teach us from the get go. I was a A class swimmer but chasing a black line bored me in the end....lake or whatever flat water ends up boring
My new love on flat days is spear fishing now yum yum yeeeeeeew
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mate he was frothing for more I told him to join the elite crew 5.30am training ins and outs
is that mac's and chrispy's training group at north straddie
5.30 am training.
Come on that stuff is for youngens on steroids.
Stately old men of the sea don't get involved with that nonsense.
One must rise at a reasonable hour, partake of coffee with ones friends and then have a good long chat in the carpark.
Boards must be compared, paddles discussed and of course the wind and tide must be fully considered.
Then and only then is one ready to delve into the ocean.
But before you do, make sure you are all kitted up and that you are wearing the latest in fashion boardies and T-shirts. No rashies are allowed if you wish to be considered in the upper echelon. You also must be wearing a sun visor, no caps allowed.
If you can manage all this before 5.30 am then you are a better man than me.
No you are ready. Of you go and have fun.
ET.
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..62mac said..
mate he was frothing for more I told him to join the elite crew 5.30am training ins and outs
is that mac's and chrispy's training group at north straddie
Yours you have created a monster
Select to expand quote62mac said..laceys lane said..62mac said..
mate he was frothing for more I told him to join the elite crew 5.30am training ins and outs
is that mac's and chrispy's training group at north straddie
Yours you have created a monster
no my good friend, you need to man up and take full responsibility
Select to expand quotechrispy said..
The grom and I are pretty good with the crab pots thanks Weiry
me too
Never you should have let him struggle until he was about to give up,but no you had to show him the correct way to stroke his stick
Select to expand quote62mac said..
Can I wet rub the fanatic logos off the rails
spray over them,just a thought.
Select to expand quoteweiry said...chrispy said..
The grom and I are pretty good with the crab pots thanks Weiry
me too
Mmm Jurassic.crabs
you peel the shell off those nippers chrispy and its just like a paddle pop
you try and eat it in one go , i know pig
I'm perfectly fine except for this constant desire to want to sweep the floors all day.
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I'm perfectly fine except for this constant desire to want to sweep the floors all day.
Oh dear he is in serious trouble,god be with you.
chrispy off to the backpackers tonight
not to pickup swedish girls or a rash
but pickup $$$$$ on the crab races
my $$$$$ will be on BLACK CRABIAR
Yeeeeeew
Select to expand quoteweiry said..
chrispy off to the backpackers tonight
not to pickup swedish girls or a rash
but pickup $$$$$ on the crab races
my $$$$$ will be on BLACK CRABIAR
Yeeeeeew
mmmmmm unshaven Nordic girls , rashes AND a feed of crabs .... wicked
Select to expand quotethePup said..weiry said..
chrispy off to the backpackers tonight
not to pickup swedish girls or a rash
but pickup $$$$$ on the crab races
my $$$$$ will be on BLACK CRABIAR
Yeeeeeew
mmmmmm unshaven Nordic girls , rashes AND a feed of crabs .... wicked
So you have got whisker rash from kissing Nordic girls too Pup?
ET.
Select to expand quote62mac said...
Yes we did some dark paddling as well today
Couldn't get the grin off a certain breezer's face,...........should we out him mac?
Select to expand quotevanders1 said..62mac said...
Yes we did some dark paddling as well today
Couldn't get the grin off a certain breezer's face,...........should we out him mac?
You can't give him up his surf mate obct will be onto him,whoops[:)
