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Jesus Christ Lacey 
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall 
and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish 
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
Something to consider Pup I like the Fist ****er - not sure how that would go down. So what you up to? Taking the fist ****er for a ride
After eight years in the business as one of surfing’s premier surfboard model namers, Ed Klonkfield, has run out of names and quit . “It was easy back in the day,” said Klonkfield, a 32 year old originally from Durban. He had started off as a ding fixer, progressed to Factory admin guy before finding his niche as a model namer, working freelance for some of the biggest surfboard companies in the business. “When I started we would just actually use the plane shape or design aspect of the board as inspiration,” he told Surf Europe. “My first big hit was the “Double Barrel” followed by the “Vee Reverse.” The shaper would tell me the shape, and I would do the rest. It was too easy.” 
“A board without a name, is like a girlfriend without a vagina,” says Klonkfield, rather weirdly.However with shaping machines improving all the time, it meant designs were coming out thick and fast, and they all had to be named. “It really picked up pace about five years ago. I’d come to work on a Monday, and I had four new board models to name,” he sighed. “But I was young and fresh, so I just saw it as a challenge. I had a good six month run on animals. The “Scorpian”, “Panther”, “Swordfish” and “Sloth” were all mine. I mean they had **** all to do with the plane shape, but the pressure was intense, I had to improvise.”
Online surfboard websites added to the volume and soon Klonkfield was literally coming up with random words and attaching them to surfboards. “By the time the “Fist ****er”, “Poison Dwarf” and “Sub Woofer” came out, I knew I was starting to struggle,” he continued. “The shapers would look at me like I was on acid, which incidentally at one stage I was. But I had to find means to get creative. I’m still not sure whether The DayGlo Dodo sold many units.” 
The alleged Klonkfield trying to summon some inspiration.Eventually Klonkfield cracked. “I was racking my brains and nothing was coming. I’d see a brand new model come out of the machine and I’d break into a sweat. The misspellings (“Monsta”, “Mavrick”, “Kicka Styx”) gave me a bit of time, but I knew I was finished. New kids were coming through with new names. I tried to go back to basics. But you try selling “Thruster Hybrid” to the market these days. They want so much more.”
After staring at one new model for two weeks and only coming up with “The Hipsta”, Klonkfield knew he had to go. “I was done. Now I’m not sure what I am going to do. It’s a pretty niche occupation. There is always wetsuits I suppose, but it’s just not the same…”
Read more at surfeuropemag.com/features/news/surfboard-model-namer-runs-out-of-names.html
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
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WTF spellcheck put Macahoo in geez there it is again Macahoo Macahoo bahahahahaha fark Techstuff is funny shizz sometimes Macahoo see there it again hahahaha
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish 
I've seen quite a few nice looking MR 2nd handy's over the last 18 months. Must be all the E state boys getting caught up in the mining thing.
Was seriously considering grabbing this for a gun coz it looks great. But I don't have the money or the waves...I'd end up with so many boards if Gumtree had a postal service & I had money during my drunken window shopping http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sorrento/surfing/surfboard-m-r-mark-richards/1061355756
Nice looking board Lacey 
how many plugs have you got crammed into that poor old power point in the wall and where's ya surge protection ya tight arse pfffffffff erfish 
you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me
tender , sweet , 100% organic , firmish (no knee whackers in here thankyou very much) without being Bali-shopped , magnificent , voluptuous , veritable ..... boooooooobies 
tell that fruiterer to get stuffed 
you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me
you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me
Not me,but Jim was in lock down mode so smashed a pizza and a couple of beers instead
you're in here ya silly lookin' turtle fark me 
for those couple of folk that actually want to know about the board
i'ts 6' x 20 3/4" x 2 1/2". 34.5 lts
