Are poleys stronger than kiters ?

definition of kite watching (wikipedia):

Watching Kiters is a British euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place or watching others doing so.[1] There may be more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with kite watching. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet up beforehand over the Internet.[2]

In September 2003, the BBC[3] reported on the 'new' kite watching craze. They cited the Internet and text messaging as very common ways of organising meetings. The original definition of kite watching – and which is still a closely-related activity – is spying on couples having sex in a car or other public place.[4]

There is some evidence on the Internet that the kite watching 'craze' has recently begun to spread to other countries, such as the U.S., Canada, Ireland, Australia, Barbados, Brazil, the Netherlands, Norway,[5] Poland,[6] Sweden,[7] and New Zealand.)

A creative attempt but not very accurate. You know very well that "kite watching" is a euphemism for windsurfing. It's what windsurfers do when there is not enough wind to get going or the shore break is too big to get through.

That's not bitching or sledging. It's simply an observable fact. The re-buttals of Mr Slave have been quite good so far but this last one was a bit try hard.

Kite surfer are really povo wakeboarders who cant afford a boat.!

who spent too long hanging off the monkey bars waving their legs around when they were a kid