The NSW Premier decides that instead of building new train lines, all it takes is a bit of lateral thinking.
".....and when the train arrives at the next station, could all patrons please stand clear of the doorways to allow those exiting to disembark. "
New record holders celibrate.
"Congratulations guys, it's official! This is now the new Guinness record for the least number of people on a New Delhi train..."
Everybody's doing a brand-new dance, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
My little baby sister can do it with me
It's easier than learning your A-B-C
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me
Immigration officials still can't figure out how boat people make their way from Darwin, but this recent picture of the Ghan may lend a clue.
106 people pointing and waving and shouting still failed to alert Akbar about the train on the OTHER line....
Unfortunately for Sony they missed the bit about the Playstation
but they took the mountain and the song to heart.
The Gospel train's a'comin'
I hear it just at hand
I hear the car wheel rumblin'
And rollin' thro' the land
Get on board little children
Get on board little children
Get on board little children
There's room for many more
I hear the train a'comin'
She's comin' round the curve
She's loosened all her steam and brakes
And strainin' ev'ry nerve
Get on board little children
Get on board little children
Get on board little children
There's room for many more
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Sanjith had mortgaged himself to the hilt to secure the real estate deal of a lifetime, but he couldn't figure why the trains only ran from Bhopal...
