EDIT:
This is the new pic to put a caption to
The idea below wasn't proving that much fun, so please disregard.
(apologies to Evil Panda)While looking for a photo, I found this:
Surely this can't be true!
Men must know more about women than just #10.
So just for something a little bit different,
I'm going to award this Caption Comp to whoever can come up with the top 3 things men know about women.
(you can post pics to illustrate or support your top 3 if you like)
here's some chronological inspiration of what we're faced with with:
and
I think the 2nd pic illustrates a mans version of what he sees in the mirror..I think a woman would look like the model version but think she looked like the fatty..
#3. No matter how much she asks you to be honest about how she looks in that dress, its just not worth it.
#2. When she says "Don't buy me anything for my birthday" she doesnt mean it.
#1. (Most) Girls dont have a penis.
Things (I) men know about women:
(3) They are beautiful, sensitive creatures,
(2) They love long walks on the beach and picnics in the countryside, and
(1) They will probably read this Seabreeze post!!! Hello darling
Having a hidden stash of expensive chocolate will save your life on at least one occasion.
A very brave thread this one..... 
Guessing there aren't any or many women windsurfers...... 
1. They will always tell you what they've got planned, whereas you have to ask them for permission if you've got plans.
2. They tell you 1 hour before said event that you need to attend, whereas they need a minimum of 2 months notice if you've got plans.
3. When they say "Yes, you can go", they really only mean that up until an hour before, then it's "No you can't go"
Learn and understand these three things and life wont be a constant disappointment
1. "Ithyphallophobia" is a womens morbid fear of seeing or thinking about an erect penis.
2. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
3. They are never wrong.
Now, I think only a woman can judge these...
self lubricating.????
.........
enough of this craziness ! give us a nice safe picture to caption Bondi !!!
Being a man of the people……
If you want a "picture to caption" (traditional style) then Green thumb Ritchies request above.
If you want to continue this "craziness" then red thumb Ritchies request above.
By 8.30 we will see which colour is winning and go from there.
(PS: Evil Panda - you're either a brave man or a single man)
OK! …..clearly not enough green thumbs, so let's start fresh!
we'll stick with tradition and use a single photo.
Since it's World Cup time let's have a soccer flavour, Here's a photo to caption.
(If you all don't mind, I'll edit the opening post with this photo, so new entrants know what the pic is)
-good luck!
Players had to assemble once a year for the annual measurement of the Hopoate Index...
In the year 2031 the world, gripped by fear over Climate Change, required all high methane emitters, such as elite athletes, to have a PFD (Personal Flatulence Deflector)...
Note that the process of carbon capture, via a deep breath in, was still primitive during this period...
