(I also think we had this one a while ago)
Jesus always had an unfair advantage in the ancient running of the bulls
With PETA having won the international right to let animals compete with humans at sporting events, Daisy was disappointed with her eighth place in the steeple chase at the Delhi Games.
On-the-spot testing for so-called "gender cheats" was becoming commonplace
..."Yep, this one's a girl, all right"
They already had plenty of potential referees for bikini grid iron .......... but applications just went up another 300%
(runner) gee those windsurfers weren't kinding when they said they would get me back for dropping in on them....
(bull) HA drop in on THIS[}:)][}:)][}:)]