Sum Ting Wong really regretted keeping a red jube in his armpit for after the game
After controversy surrounded their previous methods, the International Sports Anti-doping Commission had to resort to a new novel testing regime...
Thank god they only photographed the last bit of the lick, not where he started from.
In a turn of eastern philosophy, it was revealed that number 13 is actually the most lucky.
Although he started out innocently with the armpit, Dazza eventually came to be known as the "Hopoate" of the NBL...
arso, rhen i say rick my ruse skin iment on my scwotem not my awm pit
there was a young player called xing
who was known as the basketball king
one lick on the pit
and his game turned to sh1t
which had him tossed out of the ring.
...(or into the salt mines, whichever you prefer!)
Aww! cmon Waterloo give it back to Sausage.
The irony cracks me up.
(play nice snags no more chinese food)
no more chinese food)
