Caption Comp 183

A few selected Seabreeze disciples made a final effort at the last supper to plead with Jesus for improved wind conditions (especially on the east coast)!

Empty plates ....Buster was seriously worried about a repeat of the loaves and fishes

pete mac 33 / jebus said let there be light and there was light


couldn't look at the brown beans made me feel sea sick

yer you wish

Alright, who took my twistie sandwich?

PeterMac makes a wrong turn and stumbles on the monthly meeting of the new world order, and hears...

"adding fluoride to chocolate crackles... is that a yay or a nay?"

WWA end of season party.
Tired of the loaves and fishes trick, the disciples badger Jesus to turn more water into wine

theDoctor was totally bummed to have to sit next to doggie who just kept mumbling the word boobs over and over again, and busterwa who kept complaing about the amount of brown people speaking dirty wog language at the table.

richiefish was constanly asking everyone if they could also see spots; while mark-australia kept grossing everyone out by sticking his finger through his eye.

poor relative wanted to know who the lady with the beard was and cisco kept complaining that he was being poisoned.

greenleader scabbed everyones scraps from under the table

and lotofwind kept banging on the windows sreaming why won't anyone let him in

As a Christian, I find this one particularly offensive. Just because we don't threaten to behead your family and blow you up doesn't make US fair game. Show a little respect!

Flipper: "Yo JC! How do I make KOTP like me?"

Is this a Poe, i'm certainly sucked in.. but I'll bite anyway..

How about the Christian opposition to birth control, leading to overpopulation and AIDs epidemics, or the trial of Galileo, the Inquisitions, the Crusades, the anti semitic Christian doctrine that blamed the ALL the Jews for what Judas did after this very scene.. The dark ages... The witch hunts.. The homophobia.. The widespread denial of the fact of evolution.. the alleged moral superiority.. Knocking on my door on saturday morning.. Those stupid fish bumper stickers..

You Christians don't behead or blow us up anymore over Blasphemy, but once upon a time you did..

Blasphemy is a victimless crime! Nothing is sacred..

Christianity is an incoherent plagarised hypothesis riddled with lies and based on the hearsay of a hearsay from delusional desert folk that were ignorant of the world..

Edit** By request I have deleted the Zombie Jesus last supper painting, It was offensive and entirely incorrect, as Jesus only because a Zombie 3 days later..

Respect?.

Sorry, what is offensive - doctoring of the picture or the captions offered ?

I can only speak for the doctoring of the picture, and as a 21st century christian I fail to see how it is offensive. As an art lover I can see it may cause offense, as it defaces one of the great artworks of the renaissance.

It is a picture painted by Di Vinci (an artist and far from a holy man) some 1,500 years after an event and represents his interpretation of what occured. The faces were not those of the apostles, they are Di Vinci's drug induced opinion of what they looked like. They are wrong. They are not the features, looks or dress of first century Jews.

I changed the faces. These are also not the faces of 1st century Jews. I did nothing else. I am not suggesting that Peter was a dolphin or Paul wore spectcles or lotofwind was kiting 1500 years before anyone else - I refer to the case of People vs Larry Flint for further argument.

If you could explain how adding a few random faces in a crude and ameturish manner to what was originally an impressionist secular painting for a rather pathetic and childish "caption competion" on a wind sports web site offends christianity then I will go delete it, apologise and give 5 Hail Mary's and 3 Our Father's.

If your comment was your caption, then either I didn't get it or it wasn't very good.

Well said, Carantoc.
At least two forum christians were sufficiently unoffended to submit humourous captions.

Now, back to the humour, please.

And I thought I was being controversial putting Mary Magdalene in there!

Jesus had a bad habit of farting at the dinner table