Kiter Joe called a meeting with the full COS and demonstrated that teabagging wearing his full kit and a man bra, was not a risky activity!
The councillors stayed poker faced!
They're never gonna get twenty five litres a day out of those little things.
My guess is she will be on the next truck to the saleyard.
Cow: "So that's what Homer Simpson looks like in the flesh!"
Hint: Google "naked woman looks like Homer Simpson"
Don't be jealous , girls. They may be perky, but she'll never survive Boris from caption comp. 199's annual examination.
Talula practised each day for the WoopWoop Tit-a-Liscious competition in front of her bovine judging panel. The fact that she never scored more than a 5 in front of her uddered friends never stopped her.
Don't know about you guys but after seeing that, those indonesian slaughter houses don't look to bad
So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5
Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies....I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..
Haley's attempt at a "humorous nursery rhyme" illustration was way off.
Not only had she not figured out how to get the cow to jump over her, it was her bum she was supposed to flash, not her boobs!!
Cow 1 " I hear in the dairy she is the farmers other half"
Cow 2 " Yeah, looks like she's a little jealous"
Cow 1 " Why's that then?"
Cow 2 " You would too if he likes to fondles us twice a day"
OK,,,time to call it.
The one that made me spurt beer out of my nose all over my keyboard was from that little furry critter named elmo
with the comment of....
The crowd waited in anticipation as Bill the Bull snuck up behind his latest fancy
He He Haaaaa