I think she is saying....
"Well if I can't yank it, spank it or jerk it... WTF do I do with it !"
i had one in each hand and he said "what are you going to do with
all that meat and no taties"
Whenever George Michael returned to Beverley Hills the public toilets were always well sign-posted...
Why y'all call it a gherkin? Yeah I seen one green and all bumpy-like, but it didn't taste like pickles that's fah sure
"Wow, Invisible Man, what tight buns you have!"
"Please don't talk with your mouth full, my dear!"
I reckon the winner will be anyone who writes something that is not rude 
Or manages Kiwis and kiters as the challenge was set
I was working on the yellow top with red polka-dots but too hard for a computer retard like me.
read the signs mr president, i am sick to death of telling the dry cleaners that it's ice cream!!!
What....are you telling me these core values don't form the pillars of our great nation
