"THINK CAT - For work and for fun!"
Couldn't help it... I work for the guys who sell the big ones to BHP!
After he got the sack Flysurfer started his own kiting school for disadvantaged bush kids!
Kitesurfing was banned at the local beach, so short of learning to windsurf he took up alternatives 
When croc hunting was once again legalized it didn't take them long to develop the right lures
Dave was told to go to the beach and dangle from a string to find pussy
Best he could do was the mud hole and a Cat
Tiger Galactic (an offshoot of Tiger Airways) puts its astronauts through centrifuge training.
For 2020 Olympics they have replaced shotput with the "excavator man thow".
(Only 20 people worldwide do it, but they believe it to be a growing sport which will have heaps of participants by then and safety concerns have been glossed over)
