click, click - "Lawyers, attend to me now lawyers"
"That one, I want to sue that one next"
"Ms Rinehart, that is the Queen of England, you can't sue her, she owns the rules and is above the law"
"I don't care, sue her now"
"For what do you wish to sue her Ms Rinehart"
"For trying to steal old Lang's Iron, I heard her plotting to steal it all"
"Ms Rinehart, I think the Queen was singing about Old Lang Syne, its a traditional Scottish song sung by many Scottish people"
"Sue the Scots then, sue them all"
At the annual Minerals and Metals awards night the Queen presented the award for the 'person who most looks like their own mine waste dump'
"You're not the messiah, you're just a very naughty girl."
"Why,.. thank you your majesty. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."
I will not be surprised if these two ladies strike a deal 
Gina just bought this remote island from The Queen for cash or gold..
Do we have a New Queen - Gina The First ! ?
Awww I thought they were all talking about me when they said "reGina"
bugger ay...
"My dear, I'd love to have you over to the Palace for a spot of tea, but I'm afraid you might scare the corgis."
(while really thinking.. "....or maybe even eat one!!")
"It gives my husband and I great pleasure and I hope it gives Gina great pleasure too." ........"Buuuurp, where's the feckin vol au vents Queenie"
Queen: "It's fair facts, I understand why you would ask for 3 seats on the board!"
7 days so I guess time is up and we should move on before 1,749 indian internet nerds start work in the WA desert searching the NBN for anything that can be sued.
Special mention must go to Mark_A for mentioning Pippa's arse - well no, actually special mention must be made of Pippa's arse
And one was slightly amused by LeStef's topical reference to board seats
But I feel first prize must go to :
"Oh, hello, I loved that bit when you froze Han Solo in carbon"
not because it amused one, but because if Mr No-One wins then surely nobody can get sued
Take it away Mr No-One
Cheers Carantoc, sorry, been out bush flying the weekend and just got back. Got to get up for work in 4 hours so I promise to post a pic tomorrow, or is that later today now? 
Will do a pic search while I'm not sleeping on the job.
