"All together now! "Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh"
This menu.
Move awwow to button on menu.
This button - Kung Fao Pwawns with flied lice.
This button - Kill Amewicans, pay Awmy extwa 10%.
This button....
Kim Jong Un was wery preased with his new time machine. His first trip was to 1992.
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"A hat machine, you say?"
"Yup! You just dial in what type of hat you want here....
then pless this button here....
....and plitty soon your hat will pop out too!"
"So basically, you eat the mushroom and grow taller, so you are stronger and can't get killed at first hit of the enemy. But when you get the star you're like invincible for 10 seconds!"
The Great Leader was having problems relocating the cables on the the latest PBX prototype switchboard produced by his R&D department
North Korea does the final tune-up of their NBN cabinets before the first shipment begins to the Coalition.
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
"Look Kim seabreeze has green arrows down south"
"Dam them, boys pack the delica we're going across"
Ahh ress Supreme Leader we have finally pinpointed the location of the 4077 MASH....by the end of the day hot rips Hoorihan will be yours!!!
No Kim, I'm pretty sure if you want to get into the brothel the password is "Mack sent me".....
Kim beta testing Leisure Suit Dear Leader Larry......
"Amazing work with DSi, and now with 6 pixels. Also vedy impressed with wifi antenna for mobile. Now start forklift and bring over green box with laptop"
"This website for you Supreme Reader - RiveJasmine.com. You not be very ronry like your father."
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The Great Leader was having problems relocating the cables on the the latest PBX prototype switchboard produced by his R&D department
As an ex Telstra/Telecom Customer equipment tech, I'm probably one of the few that get that ...Heh heh......
Proof that North Korea does have the Internet. Well they did, until South Korea changed their Wifi password.
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"You're right Kim, those Australians have no idea who Petermac33 is, your plan to infiltrate the west is brilliant."
No no, just type this "Lauire this new change not work on my korea mobile phone, army model. Preeease to change back to old text edit mannerisms"......... "oh and how I change arrow curror?"
Select to expand quotewow, my fathers old steel pianola, lets belt one out boys......
"aaaaaand i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row......
"Ah finally. The Machine that goes "ping".
What do I do?"
Nothing Sir, you're not qualified.
