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This one is a cartoon I thought most of you would enjoy for a laugh:
Doc, i just seem to have no energy. No get up and go.
What's wrong with me?
I think you might have a worn seal.
Halfway through his trip to Sanctuary Point along the Hume freeway Adrian had to take a break.
Clocking 140km was getting him there faster but blowing that seal had really slowed him down.
Fred normally picked up the beached whales on holiday, but thought he'd mix it up this time...
Looks like the seal got a good pay check for doing that Specsavers advert. The cruise ticket was paid for from the compensation awarded after the lifeguard tried on some mouth to mouth.
Hungover, splitting headache but some seals are much worse off after a nights clubbing.
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John West and his personal bodyguard
I'm telling you man I needed to get away, and as good looking as she was, with me singing and her modelling, it was never going to work with Heidi. Oh and that one time she caught me sleeping with an otter.
Are you sure you rubbed sunscreen all over my back....I can feel myself burning on one side.
"Hey honey, what you like to drink?"
"Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks..."
After seeing so many brazilians lately, Dave thought he would try a fur seal.
Certainly seemed to work, given his contented smile.
Heidi Klum in male drag so that the press won't know that she's hooked back up with her ex.
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Who wears a bandana?
KOTP'S blood pressure hit the sealing after reading this comment.
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What seal? ...If you can see a seal then you are too stressed out. Take a day off work and go sailing.
(Explanation: A few years ago a picture of a dolphin and cow jumping side by side behind a boat did the rounds. The explanation was that if you did not see two dolphins then you were over stressed. The photo was a fake, this one is not. Clearly there are two guys on deck chairs sleeping off their hangovers)
Try saying this quickly:
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
"sea lion seen lying on the pool lounge"
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Jeez what a night, sorry but I can't remember your name love but can you possibly bring me a bloody Mary? Need a little hair of the dog if we're gonna try for round two...
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Jeez what a night, sorry but I can't remember your name love but can you possibly bring me a bloody Mary? Need a little hair of the dog if we're gonna try for round two...
"Geez, don't you remember honey? You got "Celia" tattooed on your pecker to commemorate our Vegas wedding@
