Yeah man, I knocked up this Rockingham chick and dumped her elephant arse at the beach.
www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-06/elephant-seal-born-off-perth-coast/8097046
Hungover, splitting headache but some seals are much worse off after a nights clubbing.
Thanks for all the creative entries.
There were some high scoring ones, and Stuthepirate almost won it with three good ones, but the winner is Sparky, who really thought outside the box and won the popular vote.
Take it away Sparky!