Just bare with me for a little while as....
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Back again.
Thanks Sailpilot. Don't know what anyone can make of this but in honour of one of Seabreezes most capped players......
You keep stickin' your hand up my freckle to make me move, course I'm gonna make you "Crap your hands"
The new and improved Elderly Elmo doll, comes complete with its own Zimmer frame. Get yours today!!
this toy was first released to ease the suffering of children during the great 1998 toilet paper crisis.
Soon 'Rockin' Elmo realised that nothing got the s*#t off his furry arse better than his hairy palms.......why were his palms hairy?.......well, that's a whole different story!
The perfect companion for that age-old childrens' game: "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and toes..."
take a tally ho paper. fold in half.fold in half again. tear off one corner.(save that bit) unfold tally ho. put hole over Elmos nose. Wipe ar5e. dispose of tally ho. rinse elmo under tap. use bit of paper saved previously to clean Elmos nostrils.
Elmo use to be a brownnoser until his boss at engrish.com went on the mandarin diet.
Elmo missed that backloop and now has to spend the rest of his puppet life
strapped to a rollerskate with his every need and wim covered by big bird.
also spotted at mr Hoppers store doing an elvis gig 
Everybody crap you hands for Beijing Elmo!
Crapping most loud when watching glorious red puppet winning gymnastic event.
Elmo was confined to a zimmer frame after he got "Elmo'ed" by Osker the Grouch during the annual Sesame Street footy game.
Elmo’s new rocking horse left him with a lot more on his hands than he anticipated!
Elmo copped a beating when he came home last night with his new JP Slalom board his missus was not happy and took it out on him. Hence the Zimmer frame
With a nose like that Elmo's bound to get crap on his hands, but mrs Elmo doesn't mind.
El Mo, also known as Dirty Sanchez lives in a box by himself and dreams about his next anal encounter.
C'mon you lot I can hang more Poo on myself than that!!!!
Try harder, I'm already red so you won't see me blush, just don't offend the Loz fella please.
Don't know why NW got the thumbs down for the DS. (that originated from me)
Loved the subtlety of ROR
Bring it on, you afraid of a Puppet or what
Read in Chinese accent please
" hurro Elmo, and relcome to Beijing.
So you can fight huh? You come to compete huh?
.... re know you be crap in da judo,
.... crap in da wrestle too,
.... but you sure is good in da box.."
