By crikey. Pee-pee jokes score well again. Thanks Bondy.
Even though I'm away at the moment, they do actually have computers here in France, even if the keyboards are all wacky. Who the hell designs an AZERTY (sic) keyboard where you have to press Shift to type a full stop? I'll call a winner whenever I get to an Internet cafe in a few days time.
No prizes for obvious captions about buying a 12mm wettie.
Hmmm...can't get out. Well I've heard that peeing on the lock works..........................................................................
Oh dear, that's for getting in isn't it?
Peter North was enjoying time alone with his girl in the 4wd, but forgot he left his window open
Hey looks at her and says " When I asked you to go parking, I knew that you were frigid, but I think that you have far exceeded my expectations !!!! "
or was it 
The 'go anywhere' sales pitch of the new softroaders was getting a bit too disbelievable....
(it is already)
You'll be right with snow chains on. I've been 4wd'ing for years, never let my tyres down. Even in the jungles of Malaya in the war we didn't even use 4WD... when I was your age, we never had traction control and dif lockers and that stuff. I drove around Fraser Island in 2 wheel drive. Mark my words, snow chains will be fine .......
The Feds were a little worried when they heard about 'tons of ice' down at the waterfront.
[Insert brilliant caption from Bondalucci here]
[}:)]
..I'm gonna win this one for sure!!
John boys ice sculpture entry was disqualified as the judges believed he used some sort of mould
"Trees" by artiste "Huey" was a clear winner with the public.
The judging panel selected "Frozen dog turd on the footpath" cause they were all dickheads and despite being experts couldn't tell the the difference between art and sh** - and the general consensus from the public was - who really can!
American bankers have just invested billions in the local boardshorts distribution network in this area.
If you look closely, you can see Leonardo Dicaprios buttocks frozen to the inside of the windscreen.
