"talk about arse about face"
"the bunnies were in shock as the Mad Hatter disappeared in Alice's wonderland"
What do ya call a bloke with rabbits up his bum
WARREN
Note: That is one wrong photo[}:)]
Billy the always-naked and highly competitive dwarf was determined to win the game of hide-and-seek; no matter what the cost.
Maria's meteoric career as a contortionist ended when she climbed into a small crate with an Oompa-Loompa and emerged without him. The last words heard from the Oompa-Loompa were "Get off me you big c***". But it wasn't all bad. When she emerged from hospital she was offered a job as a magician's assistant. Keep a dancin Maria...
the "porno" version of Alice in wonderland ,Alice's wonder bum, was brought to a premature end when the bunny blew a gasket at the Kings Cross "theatre" this morning.
I don't think there are any words that can describe this photo!
[Well maybe a few]
Gloria's stomach stapling op was a failure but her ability to offer both missionary and doggie style positions without having to move was very popular with the midget fraternity.
She only had seconds to call 911 after realising she had bent over once too much and succumbed to the fumes from her belly button lint.
"Belly Buttocks Jones Collapses in the Viper room- famous for combining belly dancing with the bum dance collapsed during an oompa loompa cross dressing competition over the easter break - rumors abound that the bunnies eggies were tainted "
Year 2015, & Brendan Fevola finally succums the damage of what 7 years of celebrating mad monday with your mates can do!
I think the photo deserves a prize - never mind about captions this time, eh? Besides...what can one say??
oompa loompa singing - "Mama, life had just begun, and now I've gone and thrown it all away,"
Alice finally succombed to her midget partners request for breast augmentation - but within easy reach.
