Melbourne, hook turn, kiter driving...
What? You mean I should look before turning across traffic?????
To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.
"But Officer, right of way doesn't apply on the water so why the hell should it apply on the street!"
From the Kitesurfing Lost and Found forum:
"Lost: one drivers licence.
Owner will collect...in about 2 years"
"Honestly, officer, I WAS doing over 50 knots! I WAS!
Gimme a damn speeding ticket!!"
Only kiters and their transport could enjoy a frontal labotomy as well as a good rear ending on the same day.
Richie was happy the caption competition had gotten back to its original pisstake theme.....[}:)]
Driver: Geez Officer, I thought I really could boost over that bollard.
Officer: Mate, are you high as a kite or just a d1ckhead or both?
Well back to public transport. I can still catch the bus WITH my kit. Just as well I'm not a windsurfer....
