There was something "not quite right" about his cheaply purchased copy of "The Empire Strikes Back".
As he was giving his daughter away, Rameesh had only one thought..."don't stare at her tits....don't stare at her tits..."
In world news a professor from the University of Cairo has located the gene responsible for enlarging body parts. Colleagues report the professor initially tested his finding on his nose and ear. The professor declined to comment on other body parts enlarged in his experiments.
In spite of Haroon's extraordinary ingenuity, after a while the wedding guests realized that Mareeka was just a dummy when she said "Gimme a gottle of gear" and made no comment at all about having a hand up her.
Another well fought competition, in the wash up at the end of the day it was a difficult to choose a winner. These two guys deserve an honourable mention...
Topical - gets me over the line.
Heather Mills - everybody's pet hate at the moment.
Actually I liked Easty's.