converting late in life, Pa figured he would get circumcised, and no one was better with an axe than Ma...
Gaawdammit Paw...... Wha caint ya just use the Godamm Out House like the rest of us ??
"burn the witch!"
hey hank, grab the shotgun, a couple of evangelists are disturbing mah shaving!
Never ever mix MasterChef and Moonshine....Pa's signature dish of "Barbequed Prairie Oysters" turned out to be a once-off affair...
Richiefish just HATES being interrupted while he's busy thinking up a new Seabreeze caption....
The Seabreeze annual general meeting was going fine until someone mentioned Flipper. 
Hide yer eyes, Jezebel. Pa, stop fer Heaven's sake. I sayed, put da wood in da tub, not yer woody.
Harold's first attempt at solar cooking was a total disaster.
Firstly, the meat was his own, and second, he used WAAAAAy too much kindling!
while trying to pick up the adult channel, fanny mae keeps an eye on the telly as aunt bertha gives satellite dish alignment instructions to billy bob
The year -1955
The place -Deep South Alabama
"although early attempts were somewhat rudimentary, the Yanks were dammed if they were gonna let those Ruski's be the first to put a man on the moon unchallenged!"
Things were starting to heat up in the Louisianna Finale of "Farmer Wants a Wife"
We all thought that our uncle was joking when he said that if Kite surfers couldn't wear boardies over their wetsuits that they wouldn't wear wetsuits at all.
Polling day, Saturday, 21 August 2010
Tony gets a piece of the latest pole. He is on wood.
Gillard is haunted by a soundless prolix voice and is starting to crack.
Will Tony vote informal or will he get dressed?
