Oh my god,,,,,is this the first time a dirty rotten kiter has won this comp???
Here is a pic of me from my own family photo album.
Let me know if this pic has been posted before.
Gandalf's little known fetish as a cross dresser and enjoyment of letting Bilbo ride his leg was only discovered much later after calm had returned to Middle Earth, although Bilbo wished he'd been wearing his ring as the photo had caused much harm to the Baggins name.
If that image is a little to distressing for you, just look in the mirror and it's only a skinny dude sitting on a ummm... large mushroom?
Its the boxes over the top that really do iy for me!!
( could not be stuffed doing the mirror image)
I'm sorry to hear that your bonnie wee lass there was arrested at the airport today trying to smuggle 15 pound of Crack into the country...
Despite clear instructions Romirez took the risk and liked the results of over inflating his very life like doll.
While waiting for MakeUp and Costumes for today's Sydney show, Oprah takes Hugh Jackman through the "Michael Jackson" skin bleaching process she has been trialling...
Yank daytime TV infomercial -
"and with mah skinnyman-a-cizer I just do fahhve minutes a day to get super toned thighs. yours for 3 easy payments of $39.95"
Obama soon realised that his indoctrination into the White House was going to be a difficult task as Monica has gained many kilos since Bill was last there!
Towards the end of their relationship, and with her mind partially numbed from that full body Botox accident, Nicole would go nuts when Tom would crank up the Bob Segar and relive the Risky Business sketch over and over again...
"...that's my brush, not some #$%$ing microphone, give me back my #$%$ing brush, I've got work to do!!!...do you think this forehead appears all by itself? do ya? well do ya???"
