Sorry about the lateness our interwebs and cell phones have been broken here and its been windy :)
Lotowind, Petermac and Bono take a quick break from the Seabreeze forums to don their flame suits.
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Unfortunately Boris' translation of 'dipping ones' wick' turned out to be a painful experience for his comrades...
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Select to expand quoteInternet Porn - Causing nerds to spontaneously combust since 1992
After an all-nighter watching reruns of M*A*S*H, their problems flared when imagining Hotlips with a motorhead...
20$ on Motorhead to move first - Leftie's got him with the 'ball pulled over via the left hand in pocket trick.'
Select to expand quoteThese guys are so out of it they wouldn't know if their pants were on fire...
-------but, you can tell by their expressions, they're not having a heap of fun.
"...and so for our third wish the stupid genie with the hearing impediment thought we said we wanted.......a nine inch bic..."
Cases of spontaneously combusting premature ejaculation are rare, but sufferers are supportive.
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No gossip mags and the home shopping channel on the TV is less than riveting
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It was just at this moment the guys realised their trip to Thailand for a cheap Penis Enlargement Procedure was not what they had expected!
Madam Tussauds meets aroma therapy.
These examples, aimed at the home sick bogan market, not only look the part but they smell like petrol and beer.
Select to expand quoteTowering Inferno digitally remastered into 3-D
"...Gotta say Dexter, these 3-D glasses seem to be working a treat!"
"yeah. ...got any 3-D porn?"
Select to expand quoteelmo said..
Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for
I'm an idiot.
Here i was thinking you got the reference all wrong to Buddy Holly's glasses 
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Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for
Goodness gracious !
(Johnny Cash voice)
Love, is a burning thing
But it makes, my penis sting
I fell for you like a flame
Don't mistake the dencorub for Vasoline
I Fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down down down but the flames went higher
And it burns burns burns,that ring of fire, that ring of fire.
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The lads quickly became aware why "Paper, Rock, Scissors, Fire" had never really caught on..
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The actual moment when the Gaastra brains trust came up with the new name GA.
