Unfortunately Boris' translation of 'dipping ones' wick' turned out to be a painful experience for his comrades...
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After an all-nighter watching reruns of M*A*S*H, their problems flared when imagining Hotlips with a motorhead...
20$ on Motorhead to move first - Leftie's got him with the 'ball pulled over via the left hand in pocket trick.'
"...and so for our third wish the stupid genie with the hearing impediment thought we said we wanted.......a nine inch bic..."
No gossip mags and the home shopping channel on the TV is less than riveting
It was just at this moment the guys realised their trip to Thailand for a cheap Penis Enlargement Procedure was not what they had expected!
Madam Tussauds meets aroma therapy.
These examples, aimed at the home sick bogan market, not only look the part but they smell like petrol and beer.
"...Gotta say Dexter, these 3-D glasses seem to be working a treat!"
"yeah. ...got any 3-D porn?"
Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for
I'm an idiot.
Here i was thinking you got the reference all wrong to Buddy Holly's glasses
(Johnny Cash voice)
Love, is a burning thing
But it makes, my penis sting
I fell for you like a flame
Don't mistake the dencorub for Vasoline
I Fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down down down but the flames went higher
And it burns burns burns,that ring of fire, that ring of fire.
The lads quickly became aware why "Paper, Rock, Scissors, Fire" had never really caught on..