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Target recalled all their bikes after riders complained the tops of them flexed too much
Thank god someone finally green thumbed me .
I try really hard to make windsurfing related gags and you guys just pluck em out ov fresh air
I feel like all of you are on this train and I'm the tunnel
The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.
A boomerang will return to the thrower even in space.
An Argentine duck has a penis as long as its entire body &a brown wood duck gets a hardon at 70mph .
"dead people can get goose bumps"
shyte , i think i just got 'em
why are they called goose bumps anyway
The term Hysterectomy originates from the surgical practice of removing, or part of, a woman's uterus to treat female hysteria or "Woman's Madness"
Windsurfing Folklore
-origins of bump'n'jump-
It was believed that if you stared at naked Mirandusa and only one part of you turned to stone, Bump and Jump wood o'kerr.