^^^lol , farts are funny, your right there, but that's where it ends, sorry.
Or should I reply with " **** off idiot"
"Chill out mate, have a laugh, or at least some whimsical rebuttal, instead of juvenile 2 year old swearing." <- your words
What a frigging snow flake. Keep dishing it. It lets me know how much I got under your skin. Oh, more emojis, too. Really gives it the "I'm a 15 yr old" vibe.