I told him once, I told him twice, the free willy trick was not for the chair ride.
Alex the flasher got a nasty surprise when Alice took alarm and pulled the chair release and unfortunately he got caught dangling from his willy.
Please pull me back up honey...
I promise I'll remember Valentine's Day next year!
FULLMOON couldn't quite get the hang of chairlift riding, so he took up windsurfing instead.
The three blokes on the ground :
'Cold today'
'Yeah, but I didn't think it was that cold'
Failing to find a kitebuddy on Seabreeze 'kiterraddude' took to other forms of advertising to show what he could offer in exchange for a lift to the beach
ooooh hilda, hold my ankle, too much warm butterscotch schnapps makes me lose control of my functions.
No matter the water state, flat, surf, or even frozen, shart attacks remain an ever present danger.
The Chinese writing style of backwards and up the page presented its own difficulties when trying to pee one's name into the snow...some had mastered it though!
Another solution for relieving ones self with a morning glory...
"Hey watch out below ! Don't eat yellow snow !"
Excerpt from the upcoming Bill and Ted's Excellent Ski Adventure movie
"...like major bummer dude..."
In keeping with ancient tradition to ensure a good ski season, the local tribe always sent a worthy sacrifice up to Luna the Moon God!
