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I hate dogs

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Created by Loftywinds > 9 months ago, 13 May 2014
Loftywinds
QLD, 2060 posts
13 May 2014 1:17PM
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I just do. They are loud obnoxious beasts that God made a mistake on somewhere between here and Hades. They leave behind perhaps the most vile, toxic concoction of feces that would make even the grass it landed on wilt, go yellow and die. And their attraction to vermin and vermin to them, makes them the most deadliest carries of infection next to the common house fly. And don't get me started on the dangerous ones around children.
The more I look around me, the more I see that most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.

DARTH
WA, 3028 posts
13 May 2014 11:47AM
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Thats nice for you. I think dogs, cats, birds, snakes, even GWS are all great.
We have two cats at home and they are great to watch. Do you hate cats as well?

Jared888
WA, 389 posts
13 May 2014 12:00PM
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Do something about it, Dogs are regulated, you can file reports with your local shire, Dont be a whinge do something to make your community safe for example.
Knock on the door of house that has a barking dog and let them know, or if there not home leave a note.
Report stray dogs to the ranger
Make people accountable dogs like cats must be restrained in public space, unless otherwise signposted for exercise area, this is a law that carries penalties

Pets are the best what ever they are, a great source of unconditional love. You get what you put in, Says a little about your character lofty winds if you cant fall in love with a dog so many to choose from I luv em all

Unhook3d
WA, 467 posts
13 May 2014 9:33PM
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Loftywinds said..

I just do. They are loud obnoxious beasts that God made a mistake on somewhere between here and Hades. They leave behind perhaps the most vile, toxic concoction of feces that would make even the grass it landed on wilt, go yellow and die. And their attraction to vermin and vermin to them, makes them the most deadliest carries of infection next to the common house fly. And don't get me started on the dangerous ones around children.
The more I look around me, the more I see that most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.


I don't like paedophiles.
Dogs are amazing creatures.
Live a little.

Ados
WA, 421 posts
13 May 2014 10:21PM
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Loftywinds said..

I just do. They are loud obnoxious beasts that God made a mistake on somewhere between here and Hades. They leave behind perhaps the most vile, toxic concoction of feces that would make even the grass it landed on wilt, go yellow and die. And their attraction to vermin and vermin to them, makes them the most deadliest carries of infection next to the common house fly. And don't get me started on the dangerous ones around children.
The more I look around me, the more I see that most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.


Bite your tongue sir. My beloved Stafford is sleeping at my feet as i write this. She is snoring a little. I told her about your post and she told me that it was your bad luck because you are being reincarnated as a dog. She is wise, is my dog.

Toph
WA, 1832 posts
13 May 2014 10:24PM
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I hate my dog when it farts. He can clear the room out....
Other then that, like him.

Subsonic
WA, 3111 posts
13 May 2014 10:26PM
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Loftywinds said...
[br]I just do. They are loud obnoxious beasts that God made a mistake on somewhere between here and Hades. They leave behind perhaps the most vile, toxic concoction of feces that would make even the grass it landed on wilt, go yellow and die. And their attraction to vermin and vermin to them, makes them the most deadliest carries of infection next to the common house fly. And don't get me started on the dangerous ones around children.
The more I look around me, the more I see that most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.


Dogs are way cool.

I don't know of any other being that gets so excited by the fact you've just walked in the door.

The number of times I've had a sh!t day at work and get home, feeling down, can't help but smile when the dog comes running, with whatever's left of the latest soft toy, wanting to play keepy off

Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
14 May 2014 5:06AM
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There is clearly something wrong with you and your accusations are false.
To start with dogs are called man's best friend for a reason, without the domestication of dogs it is thought that man may not have been able to make the transition from hunter/gatherer to livestock keeper and farmer.
Children raised in homes with dogs are healthier, less asthma and auto-immune diseases and a stronger immunity system.
Dogs provide companionship for older people and people who live alone leading to a proven lower level of depression.
People who live with dogs are healthier, happier and live longer, this has been proven.
Walking a dog is often the only exercise many people get and a reason to get out of bed for many.
Dogs are working animals, I won't go into all the jobs and lifesaving tasks dogs willingly do and all they want in return is your love and care.
You need your head examined
Now cats, that is another story....

Ian K
WA, 4048 posts
14 May 2014 6:03AM
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Beaglebuddy said..


Walking a dog is often the only exercise many people get and a reason to get out of bed for many.
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They hassle you for a walk ( I've just had to look over my shoulder even writing the word ) every day. Just calculated I've walked the dog(s) 32,850 km in the last 30 years. That's a trip 3/4 the way around the world I otherwise would never have done. ( The dogs have zig zagged much further than that!)

Rupert
TAS, 2967 posts
14 May 2014 8:59AM
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"Diamonds are a Girls' Best Friend" however "Mans' Best Friend is a Dog". . . . . . Sorry Girld But us Blokes Got the Much Better Deal on This One.

Dogs are Therapy............

saltiest1
NSW, 2495 posts
14 May 2014 9:26AM
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its more likely the owner you should hate in my experience.

kk
WA, 947 posts
14 May 2014 8:20AM
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Try locking your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for half an hour. See which one is happy to see you when you open it?

AnthonyG
259 posts
14 May 2014 9:58AM
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Beaglebuddy said..Dogs provide companionship for older people and people who live alone leading to a proven lower level of depression.


nicely put

Pugwash
WA, 7671 posts
14 May 2014 10:22AM
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Loftywinds said..
...most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.


Jeepers... I think you are right!





Pugwash
WA, 7671 posts
14 May 2014 10:23AM
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<<< BTW, that is my dog.

Loftywinds
QLD, 2060 posts
14 May 2014 12:29PM
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hehehe.. you got me. I love dogs, well only one breed that is - Labs and Golden retrievers. And for the record, I love cats. But I prefer labs. Did this thread to counter the "I hate cats" one.

Mark _australia
WA, 22345 posts
14 May 2014 11:19AM
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Pugwash said..
Loftywinds said..

...most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.


Jeepers... I think you are right!


^^^ skinny little things with poppie-out eyes, who do it doggie?

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
14 May 2014 1:32PM
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Beaglebuddy said..

There is clearly something wrong with you and your accusations are false.
To start with dogs are called man's best friend for a reason, without the domestication of dogs it is thought that man may not have been able to make the transition from hunter/gatherer to livestock keeper and farmer.
Children raised in homes with dogs are healthier, less asthma and auto-immune diseases and a stronger immunity system.
Dogs provide companionship for older people and people who live alone leading to a proven lower level of depression.
People who live with dogs are healthier, happier and live longer, this has been proven.
Walking a dog is often the only exercise many people get and a reason to get out of bed for many.
Dogs are working animals, I won't go into all the jobs and lifesaving tasks dogs willingly do and all they want in return is your love and care.
You need your head examined
Now cats, that is another story....


Beaglebuddy, I don't always agree with your posts (which is perfectly fine), but in the above post you have nailed it. A green thumb for you

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
14 May 2014 1:34PM
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We give our dogs whatever time and affection we can spare, in return they give us their all. It is the best deal that mankind ever got!

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
14 May 2014 1:35PM
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Many people talk to their dogs; but not many people listen to them...

Perhaps that is what is wrong in the world....

Mahanumah
VIC, 336 posts
14 May 2014 1:44PM
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Ok so I started the I hate cats one. Honestly didn't expect the level of vitriol it inspired.

So in the interests of clarity I will explain further. I posted that not because I actually hate all cats. It was more a response to the fact the animal in question bit my wife on the hand while she was trying to shoo it out of the yard before the dog got to it.

It's now approaching two months later and her hand has healed up although she is likely to have permanent nerve damage.

I guess my issue is really more about owners (of both dogs and cats). People need to take responsibility for their animals. The owner of said cat claims that my dog is dangerous because it attacked their cat in MY yard. On the other hand they don't think it necessary to restrict their cat to their property (which is a requirement of the local council). So they want me to restrict my dog's freedom even further so their cat can do what it likes in my yard.

Can't say I'm particularly pleased about this.

Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
14 May 2014 12:30PM
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I am suspicious of a person that doesn't like dogs. ... But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. ...

Razzonater
2224 posts
14 May 2014 1:39PM
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This is my dog, he is a border collie put bred he came with papers which cost another grand. My missis got his nuts chopped off. I was quite upset so the papers went in the bin. She asked why I threw them out ( no comprende) any way I think it's important to note that only a person ( female) would cut off your nuts I'm way more worried about my missis than the dog. Also I believe he sides with me in psychological battles against the missis. He may not say much but he's got my back. I'm not the one who got his nuts cut off. Mans best friend. ....,.,.... I suppose being a dog hater may make you question your manliness

nicephotog
NSW, 251 posts
14 May 2014 3:40PM
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Loftywinds said.. nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.


Now that's where they all go horribly wrong as far as see it. For 30,000 years or more hominids have kept canines whether derivative from wolves or actual wolves!
But the backyard breeding of "mongrels" for the sake of it has led to an immense heinous profanity and injustice against good breeds because the government started cause all dogs impounded or kept to be de-sexed, and that included an immense registration tariff on canines not desexed.
This caused that problem on a Bull Arab(OEP) that we have. He is intelligent and fiery and exactly what fox and pigs are all about for brainless direct go, but in terms of intelligence he is actually obedient and intelligent.
www.klement.com.au/bullarab/history.html
Aside to a Dingo, these OEP type are good stuff.
An easier example is a pure Australian Kelpie work dog bought at auction for 2000 dollars with an inherited title as a dam or sire somehow ends up with no nuts on it!
Take a think about it!



Rails
QLD, 1371 posts
14 May 2014 4:25PM
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feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels

can breed with me... (thanks Pugwash for the inspiration)










seanhogan
QLD, 3424 posts
14 May 2014 4:47PM
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my dog likes cats !!






another blood thirsty child killer pitbull...


Jared888
WA, 389 posts
14 May 2014 2:47PM
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I love my dogs

Ian K
WA, 4048 posts
14 May 2014 2:49PM
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So when did an eye of each colour become fashionable amongst dog breeders? And the huge-headed, muscular-jawed, split-personalitied, pit-fighting dogs? When did they suddenly become fashionable? They weren't around 10 years ago. You can't selectively breed a line of dogs that will fight well in a pit for 50 generations, reselect them for a placid facade for 5 generation, and not expect a Jeckle or Hyde. When pit-fighting dogs go bad they do a lot of damage.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedigree_Dogs_Exposed

We desperately need more mongrel in our dogs.

Jared888
WA, 389 posts
14 May 2014 2:50PM
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seanhogan said..



another blood thirsty child killer pitbull...




He's a butey

Kneeling
WA, 166 posts
14 May 2014 3:07PM
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We rescued a broome puppy a few months back what a cracking young fella he is,breed new life into old bluey aswell.win win

fingerbone
NSW, 921 posts
14 May 2014 6:42PM
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Loftywinds said...
hehehe.. you got me. I love dogs, well only one breed that is - Labs and Golden retrievers. And for the record, I love cats. But I prefer labs. Did this thread to counter the "I hate cats" one.


I love cats...make great hats...



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