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Dear Mark_a
Which square is the kiters head in ?
Who is the giver and who is the taker out of Dude and Man ?
Pederastic, hmmm, had to wikipedia that one.
For a redneck, homophobic, xenophobic racist you have quite the vocabulary Mark 
Mark
not sure what to do
about to take home a Greek girl
do I go through the front door or the back door
Mark,
With the Earth having a magnetic field and this field concentrating and becoming stronger at the poles, is it feasible to create a space launching vehicle from an opposing polarity magnet that will propel the craft to outerspace thus eliminating the use of fossil fuels and liquid oxygen as propellents?
Well of course it is. Just like a big rail gun.
Trouble is, the only big magnet in the world is an Acme 6ft long one, and Wiley Coyote has it for trying to catch the Road Runner.
Even if we get that magnet, to have a successful launch we will have to get the Govt to turn off HAARP, so the ionosphere is not energised like the big magnetic shield around the SS Enterprise.
But if they turn off HAARP, they will lose the mind numbing effects on the population and so will have to increase chemtrail activity and fluoride in the water.
So, no.
So what I need to know...
To make glue for the kid's craft work I mix flour + water + sugar.
If you then add egg you get cake!
So where does the glue go???
Dear Mark,
My girl friend wants to try anal sex...
I'm affraid I could end up in deep sh$t ??
WHY.. Mark... WHY...
When I go to the forum heading to get the drop down...I go to surfing and SUP comes up in the surfing header(shortboards,SUP,Longboards) and also have a dedicated Sup drop down as well..
Why Mark are they SPECIAL?...
Why do I get asked for my PIN number?...
Why do I get told that there is an ATM Machine around the corner when I need cash?..
Is Doggie and Bulldogpup the same person(I have never seen them in the same room at the same time) or were they Siamese twins seperated at the testicals??....
Why do Doves cry??...
Is the world gunna end this year and if so will I get laid before it does????
DUDE said WHY.. Mark... WHY...
When I go to the forum heading to get the drop down...I go to surfing and SUP comes up in the surfing header(shortboards,SUP,Longboards) and also have a dedicated Sup drop down as well..
Why Mark are they SPECIAL?...
Mate SUP is surfing but without the initial lying down part. You guys are gonna have to get used to it. Sorry.
But they do need their own section as most of them have trouble navigating the forum as they have self parking $200K Mercedes SUV's with GPS (nobody else can afford a SUP) and they are lost without their NavTom
Why do I get asked for my PIN number?...So the machine knows you are actually the card holder. Oh, you mean the acronym repeating the "N"? I don't knoooowwww 
.... ask the bank. They have a "burning questions" section on their website.
Why do I get told that there is an ATM Machine around the corner when I need cash?..As above.
Is Doggie and Bulldogpup the same person (I have never seen them in the same room at the same time) or were they Siamese twins seperated at the testicals??....
No Doggie is a Bulldog, therefore Bulldogpup is his love child. Interesting mother....maybe a story for another time.
Why do Doves cry??...
Well, firstly have you been listening to too much Prince? "When doves cry" was a sh!t song, but famous for having no bass line. Anyway.... I don't think doves DO cry. Have a watch of Jimeon's "seagulls don't have eyebrows" on Youtube and you'll get it.
So doves crying is maybe a reference to the dove carrying an olive branch being a symbol of peace. The first WTF? moment was when the U.N used olive branches for their crest. United Nations - peace. Seriously back up a bit... they are the Illuminati and are fluoridating our water!! A better symbol of peace may be a Golden Retriever .... no, Cocker Spaniel... carrying a rainbow in it's mouth. That would be nice. You see, they do cry - especially when Doggie and Bulldogpup get into one....
Is the world gunna end this year and if so will I get laid before it does????
The world will end on 21st Dec as we know (duh). That is, 21/12/12. Unless you are American and can't state a dates in a logical fashion and instead say " 12/21/12". That date does not exist so the whole world will be exterminated in a giant holocaust but America will be spared as 12/21/12 does not exist. Thus, sow your wild oats freely in Australia for the next 8 months, and then move to the USA to avoid the end of the world.
Tell bulldoggiepup's mum I said hi.
.... ask the bank. They have a "burning questions" section on their website.
Mark
when playing 2 UP tomorrow should I go heads or tails
does one side have an advantage over the other?
