Yeah our local has the "essential" toilet paper in abundance,
so how many people have died so far by lack of date roll ?????
first world stress heads are funny
Yes, I've just tootled off to far yonder shopping mall to grab some soap. Haven't seen it for weeeeks.
Well there you go....
The shelves have supplies and the hoarders, (tossers) who defiantly said they were protecting their families are now silent.
With enough rolls to last a year or two the only thing they managed to do successfully was inconvenience their neighbours and fellow Australians.
Mindless idiots.
I have to laugh. If the father of the guy I work with was still stockpiling toilet paper, he will now have a huge excess that he can't get rid of without literally flushing it away. Sucked in!
My bum gun is working a treat!
$23.00 on EBay.
Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!
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My bum gun is working a treat!
$23.00 on EBay.
Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!
Who cleans up the overspray?
Select to expand quoteBuster fin said..japie said..
My bum gun is working a treat!
$23.00 on EBay.
Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!
Who cleans up the overspray?
Yeah , don't you enjoy a beef randang , or vindaloo ?
Select to expand quoteImax1 said..Buster fin said..japie said..
My bum gun is working a treat!
$23.00 on EBay.
Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!
Who cleans up the overspray?
Yeah , don't you enjoy a beef randang , or vindaloo ?
or a Fisherman's Splatter
Select to expand quoteBuster fin said..japie said..
My bum gun is working a treat!
$23.00 on EBay.
Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!
Who cleans up the overspray?
I've been attached to my arsehole for over 65 years. During that time I've developed quite an accurate knowledge of its location so overspray is not an issue.
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I've been attached to my arsehole for over 65 years. During that time I've developed quite an accurate knowledge of its location so overspray is not an issue.
I looked at the bum guns before I bought my bidets. I wasn't exactly sure which way you hold the gun...do you shoot from in front or behind? Got my bidet's installed just in time for the toilet paper to return to the stores. 
But would never go back anyway.
I think if you need a high pressure hose to clean yourself maybe a diet change is in order.
Yeah, nah, I'm an old hand at the toto temp/pressure controlled washlet, and don't mind tickling the sphincter on occasion like any healthy person ought to, but I'm yet to see one with a directional blow dryer as an option.
Ooh, though the extraction fan at the seat is genius!
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I think if you need a high pressure hose to clean yourself maybe a diet change is in order.Select to expand quotelotofwind said..
I think if you need a high pressure hose to clean yourself maybe a diet change is in order.
I don't but I do know I can do it more effectively washing as opposed to wiping??
I first came across bidets in France in the sixties as a little kid and even then it occurred to me that it was a far more effective and hygienic method than bog roll.
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Well there you go....
The shelves have supplies and the hoarders, (tossers) who defiantly said they were protecting their families are now silent.
With enough rolls to last a year or two the only thing they managed to do successfully was inconvenience their neighbours and fellow Australians.
Mindless idiots.
i am sure there are a lot of stories like this ; last week,
www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/supermarket-shopper-tries-to-return-coronavirus-hoardings/12149548
